September 19, 2008

I Can’t Make This Shit Up

Posted by Yabu at 08:23 PM
My pirate name is:
Dirty Sam Flint

You’re the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean — not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you’re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you’re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

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2 Comments

  1. RedNeck
    Posted September 20, 2008 at 6:59 am | Permalink

    FWIW Mine’s:
    Bloody Morty Rackham
    Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it’s the open sea. For others (the masochists), it’s the food. For you, it’s definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

  2. Richard
    Posted September 21, 2008 at 9:19 pm | Permalink

    Mines Black Roger Rackham
    Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr