December 31, 2009

2010 Czars

Posted by Yabu at 03:03 PM

This is a “Work in Progress”, but since, I, Yabu, have appointed myself the Supreme Catdaddy…I get to appoint whomever I want. I am open to suggestions. These are cabinet level positions.

Since I’m the Supreme Catdaddy, I also appoint myself to the Rocket Czar. I can multitask.

These are in no certain order.

Love Czar – The Juju Woman
Stone Wall Czar – Teresa
Literature Czar – Velociman
Got Your Back Czar – Dax Montana
Wine Czar – Denny
Weapons Czar – Eric the Blade
Food Czar – Elisson
Imaging Czar – The Baboon Pirate
Drunk Czar – Joe
Art Czar – John Cox
Speed Czar – Bitterman
Music Czar – Jimbo
Gun Czar – The Gunslinger
Southern Hemisphere Czar – KeesKennis
Re-Entry Czar – Baby Wolf
Catfish Czar – GUYK
Alligator Czar – Catfish
Argghh Czar - Joan
Drive By Czar – Leslie
Redneck Czar – Redneck
Dog Czar – Stretch
Stupid Czar – Big Stupid Tommy
Juggle Czar – Bou
Banana Czar – Big Dick
Meandering Czar – Michelle

I’m just getting started…happy New Year to all…

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11 Comments

  1. Michele
    Posted December 31, 2009 at 5:17 pm | Permalink

    Since I’m the ‘meandering czar’ I decree that you and the missus meander down Houston way in the new year and visit!! *S* Have a happy happy and stay safe!

  2. Omnibus Driver
    Posted December 31, 2009 at 6:06 pm | Permalink

    Thanks, Yabu! I’m honored!

  3. Teresa
    Posted January 1, 2010 at 8:20 pm | Permalink

    LOL – Happy New Year to you and your lovely wife! The stone wall czar… that’s excellent!

  4. Elisson
    Posted January 1, 2010 at 10:04 pm | Permalink

    I am honored, Sir. It will be a pleasure to serve in your administration.

  5. LeeAnn
    Posted January 1, 2010 at 10:35 pm | Permalink

    Of course, being the mind-in-the-gutter czar also, that whole re-entry thing… nevermind. Let me just say thank you and move on.
    Btw, what is the pay scale for this kind of thing? My tax attorneys might want to know.

  6. Jim - PRS
    Posted January 2, 2010 at 2:04 am | Permalink

    Thanks. What a great gig!

    I promise, no rap. None. Zubin, Zip, Nada.

  7. Joan of Argghh!
    Posted January 2, 2010 at 8:47 am | Permalink

    Argghh Czar? Am I in charge of . . . frustration? LOL!!

    :o )

    Why do I get hits from ROK through your blog? And who is Anjin?

  8. Eric
    Posted January 2, 2010 at 9:40 pm | Permalink

    …. what is the difference between “weapons” and “guns”….. as I see it, they are both tools, man…… I am the weapon……

  9. Bou
    Posted January 2, 2010 at 9:45 pm | Permalink

    Eric- I think you get all weapons other than guns, you know, shovels, knives… Heh!

    I love my title! I’m going to tell everyone I’m the juggling czar! Whoo hoo!

  10. Jerry in Indiana
    Posted January 2, 2010 at 10:56 pm | Permalink

    Dang,
    If I can’t get a czar job, can I at least get a Nobel Peace Prize? I hear they’re pretty easy to come by these days.

    Happy New Year, Yabu!

  11. Oddybobo
    Posted January 4, 2010 at 11:28 am | Permalink

    I’m not a Czar but I can ask questions . . . Who’s Anjin?