Monthly Archives: December 2009

December 16, 2009

Camouflage Stealth Stretch

You would not believe how fast he can go from his lair to full tilt boogie. The squirrels, rabbits, and chipmunks can’t either. Hell, I’ve seen him go after deer. Relentless pursuit. I’m telling you, he is fearless.
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December 15, 2009

Wake Up And Smell The Bacon

We have idiots running this country. I cannot believe that people put up with this shit. An Islamofascist Terrorist Attack is now a Man Made Disaster. Global Warming is now Climate Change. Al Global Clueless I’ll take your money Gore can’t seem to get his facts straight. He seems to [...]
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December 14, 2009

Dreams

The Juju Woman dreamed last night we took our dog Stretch into “outer” space and met up with some aliens. The aliens gave him some food, and then he could speak. I asked her what he said, and she said she didn’t know because he was speaking German…but the aliens understood. They [...]
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In The Red

The only time I like it when I’m in the red. Polls are polls, but this has got to tell you something. I can understand a few point variance up or down, but this is a fairly large swing. What say you? I understand Lieberman is breaking for cover on the Health Slam [...]
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December 12, 2009

Food For Thought

Interesting…if you believe in polls. Americans are concluding more and more that many of the current problems we face are caused by unrestrained and corrupt government. It is becoming apparent to millions of voters the solution lies in electing officials who understand, respect and abide by the Constitution as much as we citizens are expected to [...]
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Mexican Food

Yabu loves Mexican food. I like it when the outside temperature is hot, I like it when the outside temperature is cold. It is cold here today…mid to low teens with the wind chill, and I’ve got to take Stretch for his Christmas Parade March. As I’ve said before, he’s well [...]
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Just For The Hell Of It

I picked up an 8 pack of Tiger’s Gatorade. It’s sitting next to my six packs of Billy’s and JR’s beer. Down the road, I’m gonna put that shit on E-Bay. Bwahahah!!!!
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December 11, 2009

Death From Below

For Jimbo The Juju Woman took this photo while we were cruising up the crocodile infested Rio Nueve in Belize, on our way to Lamanai. This is a small one, probably about a five or six-footer, but it could send you into the afterlife in a second. There is no swimming, or water-skiing going [...]
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December 10, 2009

Change You Can Believe In

Don’t get me wrong…I’m not all about Bush…not at all, but… Bush flew this: Obama smoked this: And they married these women: I’m telling you…all of the people who put Bobo in office made a huge mistake. All men are judged by the women they choose, and women by the men they choose.. I mean that as [...]
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Back By Popular Demand

My dog Stretch has been invited (again) to march in the Christmas Parade in the “next town over” this Saturday. He will be there, as well as his handlers. My damn dog is popular…what can I say? He is the man dog! He is known by name around town…welcome just about [...]
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