Gone Fishing

Well, Yabu’s Juju Woman is out of town, and him and Stretch have gone night fishing for Rainbows. I wish I could have made this trip. Night fishing with Yabu and our friend, Polo, is always too much fun. I’m certain he has a nice fire going…I know he has his huge ass cast iron skillet with him…I know he has some cornmeal with him…dollar to bent donuts, they’re drinking moonshine. He took Stretch with him, and Stretch is sporting his new 50 foot “line” I designed for him. Not really a leash, but more of a safety “net”. Probably rig it between two trees, and attach Stretch to the feeder line. That little fucker will run…impossible to catch…gotta wait until he decides to come back. Been there before. If Yabu lost Stretch, the Juju Woman would kill him. Stretch can swim, but he’s not really a water dog…no Dachshunds are…but I have seen him dive in to chase a goose. I swear, it was too funny. Ever seen a Doxie chase a goose…in the water? I’ll bet Yabu and Polo are eating fresh trout for breakfast. Good for them.

You should have seen Stretch the first time he saw a trout. I pulled about a ten incher up to the bank, and he went ballistic. Too funny. It was doing some minor flopping, and that damn dog did not know what to think of it. He’d never seen that before.

Cool Runnings to Yabu, Stretch, and Polo. I’m sure they’re well armed…if you know what I mean.