Monthly Archives: March 2011

March 31, 2011

When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go

I was traveling with two lady friends in Europe. We were in London, (we’d been pub crawling all day) riding in the lower level of a big Red Double Decker bus, and I had to go bad, know what I mean? I told the bus driver, you need to stop and let me off; I need [...]
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Birthday Mozilla

The source to Mozilla was first released on 31 March 1998. Mozilla is the parent of Firefox. I started using Mozilla since there was Mozilla, and Firefox since it was born. It makes no difference to me what browser you choose to use, but you should give Firefox a shot. In my opinion, you can [...]
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March 30, 2011

Moccasins

I’m certain nobody cares what I wear on my feet, but these are an exception. Everyone deserves a good pair. I’ve had mine for a long time, and I expect I’ll get many more years out of ‘em before they need a tune-up. I do mean a tune up for the soles, only…the sides and top [...]
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March 29, 2011

Just How I Feel

I believe everyone should be sensitive to another persons faith, that is…unless they want to kill me because I believe differently. It is what it is, and that’s how I feel.
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Doxie Attack

Stretch’s Doxie buddy Duncan was attacked by a very LARGE dog while his owner was taking him for a walk last Sunday. He received multiple sutures all over, but the xrays show his back is fine. His owner was also bitten when she tried to save Duncan. They will both recover and I have offered [...]
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March 28, 2011

Computer OS

I just had an interesting conversation with a girl I know who apparently knows all about operating systems, and everything about what will make your computer experiences happy. She frowns on Linux, she frowns on Mac, but she loves Windows. To her, Windows is her salvation. She believes Windows is her savior…it will save the [...]
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Go Big Blue

For my niece, Amanda. Believe!
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March 27, 2011

I’m Confused

Let me get this straight. The United States is in Libya supporting Islamofascists fighting amongst themselves. I say fuck ‘em, let ‘em kill each other. They change sides like I change my shoes. Our congress was not given a choice on whether to approve, or not approve, this intervention. 0Bama made the decision while he [...]
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March 26, 2011

Anyone Ever Caught And Outrun An Alligator?

My friend Anjin and I were doing some crabbing on a bridge over a canal (probably 15 ft. high) in Hilton Head, SC when a bunch of alligators were swimming toward us. They were in a pool rack configuration, they were all about 6 footers, and when the #1 gator got almost directly under me…I [...]
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March 25, 2011

Got Drunk…

…last night, and I feel good today. Went to a neighborhood function 8 doors down last night. This little 22 year old cutie pie with bedroom eyes was on me like a tailored suit, and I wasn’t even laying the rap. I mean, she was as cute as cute could be (weak in the knees cute) [...]
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