QuoteThe art of war is of vital importance to the State.
— Sun Tzu
Monthly Archives: May 2011
Not that it matters to anyone, but it is 100 fucking degrees in my backyard and the humidity is close to 100%. I’m talking Cambodia hot. I’m talking sauna hot. I’m talking so hot and humid you can lose weight taking the trash out. This is unusual around here, especially this early in the year. [...]
A mature black bear has been spotted in my neighborhood. Now, another one is on the prowl…smaller, probably an adolescent. Might be related, might not be, who knows. I think Stretch smelled ‘em…I was curious why he was acting all weird the last few days. I think these fuckers were close by, although I didn’t [...]
We, in the House of Juju, would like to thank everyone who has served, is serving, or has lost anyone protecting our freedom. We appreciate the sacrifices you’ve made for all of us. You have our utmost respect. We would also like to thank all American patriots, wherever you are.
The Juju Woman and I have been in some dive ass bars before, but this one ranks close to the top. This is a true jungle bar. We came across this while we were lost in the jungle. No shit! Lost in the jungle…great food though, and the pigs…well, they’d do several hundred beers a [...]
I use to work for a guy who was “Weird with Women”. He had plenty of money, but he was sick in the head. He couldn’t get laid in a whore house. Motherfucker was a loser. I heard a minor scream at the office one day, and opened his “French” doors to his office to investigate. [...]
Me and 4 buddies were hiking in the Pacific Northwest. The Yukon, to be exact. As we were strolling about a couple of miles into the woods, we said to each other…”do you think anyone has ever been here before?” We were out there in the middle of nowhere. We came across a stream, beautiful, [...]
Basically, all I have left of the the first twenty-five years of my life is a jar of ashes. I’m looking at it right now. I look at it every day. I do have a good memory, though. I have lost everything, before. I can relate to all of the people who’ve experienced the (severe) weather [...]
Here’s a couple of posts from someone I’ve never met face to face, but I know people who have. We’ll meet up sooner or later…he, like me, is a born and raised southern man who tickles the limit. You’ve got to check these out…My boy Andy likes to take it to the limit. Good for [...]
I’m not a great golfer, but I enjoy the great outdoors (ha ha), and golf is probably the hardest game I’ve ever played…I’ve played most of ‘em in my time. Trying to get that damn little ball into that damn little hole in par or less is a challenge…especially if you’re drinking. Actually, I [...]
Since I’ve been scanning everything…all the pictures I have, and I have thousands…I came across boo coo pictures of me and the Juju Woman in the islands. This is for her…we swayed our asses to this many times…still do…I’m talking major sway…Stir it the fuck up! This will make you wiggle a little bit…if not, [...]