Monthly Archives: July 2011

July 31, 2011

German Beer

Posted by Yabu at 05:48 PM
I am fond of German beer. I’m speaking of the beer, not the girl, but anyone who can carry ten of these is OK by me. Man, that’s heavy. I’ve been to Oktoberfest before, I think. I also believe I had a good time, I think. Four or five of these and I was done, I [...]
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July 30, 2011

Eaten By Sharks

Posted by Yabu at 02:49 PM
66 years ago, today, the USS Indianapolis (CA-35) was sunk by a Japanese submarine after delivering critical parts for the first atomic bomb to be used in anger. Of a crew of 1,196, only 316 sailors survived. It is believed that 300 went down with the ship, and the remainder were eaten by sharks. It [...]
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Cane?

Posted by Yabu at 10:47 AM
What do you think this is? I snapped this when the Juju Woman and I were flying from an island off the coast of Belize into and over the interior of Belize. These are some sugarcane fields, and I can definitely tell you this patch in the middle ain’t sugarcane. Hidden in the middle. I really [...]
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Serious Business

Posted by Yabu at 09:50 AM
I know many people who put their bread on the table in the Residential Housing Market and Commercial Real Estate. I know, what I like to call, Slum Lords who have a bunch of rental property. I’ve spoken to all of them recently, and they all say “I’m fucked”. These people have, in the past, [...]
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July 29, 2011

Yabu’s Computer Support

Posted by Yabu at 10:20 AM
I will take care of your problems. This is an example and photo of one problem I just solved. This fucker pissed me off…so I killed it. Problem solved. I can get radical when it comes to misbehaving computers. This is the fourth one I’ve had to use fire-science on. I wasted it, yes I [...]
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July 28, 2011

Tipping Point

Posted by Yabu at 01:06 PM
I’ll tell you, America might just be at the Tipping Point. Unemployment continues to rise, it’s out of control. The national debt is out of control…we borrow 43 cents on every dollar we spend. We are so far in debt, I’m not sure we’ll ever get out of it. Gas prices are out of control. [...]
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July 25, 2011

My Own Town *** UPDATED *** *4*

Posted by Yabu at 05:00 PM
I’m buying this Motherfucker. I’ve always wanted my own town. The way I see it, it will take a bunch of people to make sure we succeed. I’m gonna make the Juju Woman the Mayor. I’ll take Sheriff. I’ll need people for the following: Applications are confidential. For cash flow…we’ll need some whores…I need someone to run and [...]
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Squiggle Up With Your Woman

Posted by Yabu at 08:07 AM
If you can’t squiggle up with your woman listening to this…you have problems. The Juju Woman and I start knocking over furniture and shit, every time we play it…and it’s a slow dancing song.
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July 23, 2011

A New Time

Posted by Yabu at 06:41 PM
You know, I don’t really give a shit whether you’re a Democrat or a Republican. I don’t give a shit about Amy Winehouse, Reality TV, American Idol, and any politicians. I think we should fire ‘em all…vote ‘em all the fuck out. I don’t care if you lean left or right. I really don’t, but [...]
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Bean Roll Juju

Posted by Yabu at 01:39 PM
I don’t know why we call ‘em bean rolls, except they do have beans in ‘em, and everything else you can imagine. They’re very good, and I swear, you’ll be speaking Spanish by the time you finish one…if you can finish one.
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