September 16, 2011

For Sale

If you want your own nuclear missile silo, this one is for sale. I’m thinking of buying it (1.5 mil) for an addition to my new town. I’m going to need a bunch of people to convert it to my vision of underground living. Architects, Engineers, Chefs, Sinners, etc., and of course, more whores.

The following positions are open:

Head Silo Engineer

Head Silo Architect

Head Silo Chef

Director of Sinning (will report directly to the Head Pimp)

At any rate, it will be an adventure.

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7 Comments

  1. Posted September 16, 2011 at 11:02 am | Permalink

    I used to have 3 silos. Of course they were above ground and I got much practice climbing up the outside of them, as well as the inside. Got Farmer’s Lung one time from cleaning out the inside of one.
    Not sure what the hell that would qualify me for……perhaps instituting an exercise program for the whores making them climb up and down the thing…..getting all sweaty and glowing just before working hours. A whore should sweat while working, proves she’s putting enough effort into the trick job.. Makes one think they got their money worth.

    • Posted September 17, 2011 at 8:25 am | Permalink

      You just might have double duty. Gotta keep the whores in shape.

  2. Steve_in_CA
    Posted September 16, 2011 at 2:10 pm | Permalink

    I want to be Head Silo Chef.
    I’ve never cooked a silo before and want to be the first.

    • Posted September 17, 2011 at 8:28 am | Permalink

      You need to be a chef cooking in the silo, not cooking the silo. We like to eat well.

  3. Posted September 17, 2011 at 9:55 am | Permalink

    Good Lord, I don’t know what took me so damn long to get here, Yabu.

    But you would fit right in at H&B ;)

    http://www.hookersandbooze.com/

    • Posted September 17, 2011 at 11:02 am | Permalink

      You’re welcome anytime, and you’ve been highly recommended for the position of Head Body Disposal Engineer in my new town. If you accept this position, you’ll be in good company.

  4. Posted September 23, 2011 at 6:27 pm | Permalink

    You also need a Head of Public Transportation. *Waives wildly*

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