December 21, 2011

Ripped To Shreds

Posted by Yabu at 12:00 AM

I kid you not…Stretch is not a hippie…this is a result of his work…I kid you not. He was thinking, “that quilt is so ugly I’m gonna rip it to shreds”. He did. I can’t make this shit up. He did not like that quilt. I had to pull him off of it. He was killing it.

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10 Comments

  1. Captain Jerry
    Posted December 21, 2011 at 3:47 am | Permalink

    Stretch dislikes paisley, I’m thinkin’.

    • Yabu
      Posted December 23, 2011 at 1:19 pm | Permalink

      You’re probable right, and he can see colors.

  2. Laura
    Posted December 21, 2011 at 6:15 am | Permalink

    Jack gets a new bed about every month because he destroys them.

    • Yabu
      Posted December 23, 2011 at 1:20 pm | Permalink

      I know EXACTLY what you mean.

  3. Elizabeth
    Posted December 21, 2011 at 1:57 pm | Permalink

    Badgers must be paisley and taste mildly of hippies.

    • Yabu
      Posted December 23, 2011 at 1:23 pm | Permalink

      Yeap…German engineered. They are the smallest of hounds, and there is absolutely no Foo Foo in ‘em. Pound for pound…the bravest dogs on the planet.

  4. Mockingbird
    Posted December 21, 2011 at 11:57 pm | Permalink

    It’s a shame. There’s probably a story about that quilt.
    We already know there’s a story about Stretch.

    • Yabu
      Posted December 23, 2011 at 1:23 pm | Permalink

      Many stories about that quilt…for sure.

  5. amanda
    Posted December 22, 2011 at 1:00 pm | Permalink

    There was a squirrel hiding in that quilt. A kamikaze ninja sith lord with a dirty bomb. Stretch saves your ass and all you can whine about is that the paisley is shredded.

    • Yabu
      Posted December 23, 2011 at 1:26 pm | Permalink

      He does have an extreme dislike for squirrels. Also, there is no way anyone can sneak up on me when Stretch is around. No way, ain’t gonna happen.