December 25, 2011

Zipped Dick

Posted by Yabu at 03:34 PM

For the boys:

Anyone ever zipped up their dick? I know you have, so don’t say you haven’t. Hurts like hell, doesn’t it? Damn, unzipping it hurts just as bad as zipping it. This was not the first time.

Anyway, Santa left me a 100 rounds of .45, and a 100 rounds of .357 in my stocking…I thought I might have to use one of ‘em…not to blow my dick off, but to put me out of my misery. Sometimes you need a Velcro Fly.

Just sayin’

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12 Comments

  1. Laura
    Posted December 25, 2011 at 4:04 pm | Permalink

    I haven’t.

    Oh and feel better soon.

    • Yabu
      Posted December 25, 2011 at 4:14 pm | Permalink

      Thanks, I’m gonna make it I think, but I was in some serious pain for a few seconds. It wasn’t the first time and probably won’t be the last. Life…just one of those things that happens.

  2. LC Aggie Sith
    Posted December 25, 2011 at 6:06 pm | Permalink

    I suppose you are just way too cool for *ahem* whitey tighteys?

    Hope the pain subsides soon!!

    • Yabu
      Posted December 25, 2011 at 8:24 pm | Permalink

      Thanks…I’m gonna make it, but it hurt like hell. I’ll tell you what is not way too cool…it’s the zipping of the Johnson.

  3. Captain Jerry
    Posted December 25, 2011 at 7:08 pm | Permalink

    Been there, done that.

    • Yabu
      Posted December 25, 2011 at 8:28 pm | Permalink

      Yeap, and unfortunately, it’ll probably happen again. As you know, you ain’t lived until you’ve zipped your dick.

  4. Mockingbird
    Posted December 26, 2011 at 5:59 pm | Permalink

    Try wearing looser pants. Better yet, wear a plaid kilt!

    • Yabu
      Posted December 27, 2011 at 7:50 am | Permalink

      A kilt would work, but someone has to wear the pants around here.

  5. Skip
    Posted December 27, 2011 at 12:24 am | Permalink

    Shiiiit that smarts.
    Learned to shove him way back in ‘fore I zipped..slowly.
    Happy New Year Yabu, Ms. Yabu, an’ Stretch.

    • Yabu
      Posted December 27, 2011 at 7:51 am | Permalink

      You have a Happy New Year as well!!!

  6. Erinyes
    Posted December 27, 2011 at 6:03 am | Permalink

    Levi’s button-fly 501’s.

    All I’ve worn since I was about eighteen…

    • Yabu
      Posted December 27, 2011 at 7:51 am | Permalink

      There is something to be said for button-down.