Contradiction

Years ago, my buddy the Silk Glider and I signed a deal that ended up giving us many stories that we continue to laugh about. More on that later. So after we inked the contract, this guy gave us front row tickets to go see Culture Club. I was all like, “who in the fuck is Culture Club?” The Silk Glider said he had no idea. The show started in an hour and we had no time to change, so, in our seersucker summer suits, thin silk ties, and white starched shirts, we went for it. I can tell you this for sure, we were the only only ones dressed like us. It felt like we were walking into a movie. We stood out.

I’ve been to many concerts in my life, but this one was one of the best. I swear to The Maker it was. The sound was perfect, the lighting was perfect, it was an experience…it was a production. I was dancing with aliens. Unbelievable. I gave my tie to some chick who looked like she was from another planet. We had a great time.

You have to trust me on this. It will make you wiggle a little bit.