I driven a bulldozer before. A big one. It was at a construction site, and someone left the “keys” in it. I recall a key somewhere. It was at night, and me and a couple of my gang climbed in, and started flipping switches and pressing everything on the “dash”. We must have lucked into the sequence. All of a sudden, the damn thing started. Hell we didn’t know how to operate it, but we figured out where forward and reverse were, get it out of “neutral” so to say. No way we were going to pass on this, but we were ready to jump if need be. Ever seen a bunch of teenagers trying to drive a bulldozer for the first time, with no training? We figured it out, and plowed some shit. Awesome power. That damn thing was blowing smoke everywhere. Looked like a chimney. We took it around the “block” construction site for a little while. Ran over some barrels and stuff. Then we figured out out how to raise the bucket. Ran it into a damn tree, and the tree went down. Uprooted. We turned it off, and broke for cover. I guess it was “Grand Theft Bulldozer, but it was fun.
It wasn’t like this one, but it was not bad for a first ride.
I want one of these. Locking the door will probably work.
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My cousin took one for a joyride when he was 14. Didn’t destroy anything, but he was caught by the owner. His punishment was to work for a month on the construction site for free.
He now works in construction
All is well that ends well.
Closest I came to anything like this was using a Bobcat to clean out the barns. It wasn’t fun. It was more like punishment.
I know what you mean…Bobcat’s ain’t fun.
You stole and you violated and no shame
Stand for Congress
I have no regrets, and no shame…Fuck You! I was a kid. People like you should take the bus, if you get my drift. One more time…Fuck Off.
Last time at my site
You were babooned
I Like you and your free spirit with the JuJu women, when you danced you slayed me.
Am I ashamed of my previous comments and posts: Absulutely: Do I have regrets: Not never not even in the slightest