Yesterday, in my small town, some dirt-bag broke into a house at 3:45 am, and the owners were home. The burglar / rapist went for the woman first, and her husband went for his nunchakus. He beat the intruder to within an inch of his life. The bad guy was air-lifted to a hospital in the “next town over” in critical condition. No charges will be filed.
I studied nunchaku for about twenty years…can use two, no problem, and I’m telling you, if you are ever approached by someone who knows how to use ‘em, head in the opposite direction as fast as possible. You can get fucked up, fast.
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Nunchakus, 1 min; cops 20 min.
That’s about right.
Yabu, for the love of all that is Good and Holy…….. this begs for you to make a Nunchaku “As Seen on TV” ad:
“It spins, it blurs, it breaks bones and more! How much would you pay for this wonderful instrument of death? Wait, don’t answer, there’s more! Just order now, and pay separate S&H, and we’ll DOUBLE YOUR ORDER! That’s right, we’ll send you TWO! Nunchakaus for the price of one!
Call Popeil! 800-DIE SCUM!
/parody
Just need you to produce the video and provide the action, yes? And, it’s okay of you use real burglar scum for their part in the video. Who needs special effects, anyway?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
But wait!!!…thats great.
Good. Score one for the homeowner.
You made my day.
Good deal.
Should had a gun
That’d be my first choice.
Shame they even airlifted him. If I were the EMT I would have slooowwwly driven him to the hospital, stopping for dinner, of course. Good thing I’m not an EMT.
Me too…a nice long dinner.