March 13, 2013

It Happens Everywhere

Yesterday, in my small town, some dirt-bag broke into a house at 3:45 am, and the owners were home. The burglar / rapist went for the woman first, and her husband went for his nunchakus. He beat the intruder to within an inch of his life. The bad guy was air-lifted to a hospital in the “next town over” in critical condition. No charges will be filed.

I studied nunchaku for about twenty years…can use two, no problem, and I’m telling you, if you are ever approached by someone who knows how to use ‘em, head in the opposite direction as fast as possible. You can get fucked up, fast.

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10 Comments

  1. Posted March 13, 2013 at 8:19 pm | Permalink

    Nunchakus, 1 min; cops 20 min.

    • Posted March 13, 2013 at 9:06 pm | Permalink

      That’s about right.

  2. Posted March 13, 2013 at 9:14 pm | Permalink

    Yabu, for the love of all that is Good and Holy…….. this begs for you to make a Nunchaku “As Seen on TV” ad:

    “It spins, it blurs, it breaks bones and more! How much would you pay for this wonderful instrument of death? Wait, don’t answer, there’s more! Just order now, and pay separate S&H, and we’ll DOUBLE YOUR ORDER! That’s right, we’ll send you TWO! Nunchakaus for the price of one!

    Call Popeil! 800-DIE SCUM!

    /parody

    Just need you to produce the video and provide the action, yes? And, it’s okay of you use real burglar scum for their part in the video. Who needs special effects, anyway?

    Jim
    Sunk New Dawn
    Galveston, TX

    • Posted March 14, 2013 at 7:16 pm | Permalink

      But wait!!!…thats great.

  3. Posted March 14, 2013 at 6:30 am | Permalink

    Good. Score one for the homeowner.

    You made my day.

  4. catfish
    Posted March 15, 2013 at 12:21 am | Permalink

    Should had a gun

    • Posted March 16, 2013 at 9:24 am | Permalink

      That’d be my first choice.

  5. Posted March 17, 2013 at 9:58 am | Permalink

    Shame they even airlifted him. If I were the EMT I would have slooowwwly driven him to the hospital, stopping for dinner, of course. Good thing I’m not an EMT.

    • Posted March 17, 2013 at 1:39 pm | Permalink

      Me too…a nice long dinner.