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July 29, 2005
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT…
but, I stabbed myself in the stomach with a corkscrew tonight. It hurt bad, like you wouldn’t fucking believe, and I was bleeding like a stuck pig. Since I don’t have any rubbing alcohol I have some decent Tequila in the cupboard…I used it………….Holy shit, that hurt…I was howling like a scalded dog…a Velocifucking scalded dog.
I think I’ll do a shot. Damn!
Posted by Yabu at July 29, 2005 09:08 PM | The Present
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Sounds like some bad juju man!
Posted by: Beth at July 29, 2005 09:20 PM
Stay away from power tools today.
Posted by: Jim - PRS at July 29, 2005 09:43 PM
Damn! You screwed yourself?
Posted by: Dash at July 29, 2005 11:01 PM
Battle wounds.
Posted by: Key at July 30, 2005 12:43 PM
Corkscrew in the belly? No big. You wine!
Posted by: Velociman at July 30, 2005 08:11 PM
No Shit
Posted by: Yabu at July 30, 2005 10:47 PM
Dude! Seppuku with a corkscrew? If you must, you should really use a nice, sharp wakizashi next time, but it'll still hurt like a motherf**ker.
Posted by: Frank L. at July 31, 2005 11:21 AM
