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August 11, 2005
HANDCUFFED AND MACED AND PUKED
Velociman got me thinking.
I was with my girl friend, and another friend of mine, somewhere where we shouldn't have been. It was late. I think. I think we should've been able to be where we were, but since I don't remember where that was...it doesn't really matter...I think.
Anyway...
The cops whipped out their guns and shit...surrounded us...and threatened to "kill our ass". What to do? We couldn't break for cover...after all, we were surrounded...
...get rid of the dope. No shit. We did that.
We had no choice but to come down from the summit and submit to their humiliation..., which consisted of the cuffing.
After that, they put us in the back seat of the "patrol car" and my buddy became a little agitated.
They maced him...they maced me...they maced my girlfriend...and my buddy puked big time. It was fucking nasty! He puked...then she puked...then I puked...then the fucking cop puked...no shit...the fucking cop puked.
It is hard not to puke, when the person next to you is puking
I'm just saying...puking in handcuffs is an experience.
Bottom line: We all ended up in jail, but my girlfriend had the catdaddy father. He was the number one defense attorney in our locale, so we walked.
Ain't nothing like the old times.
Posted by Yabu at August 11, 2005 11:15 PM | The Past
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Puking sucks in any way, shape or form. Good thing is, you walked. It helps to have a girlfriend with an influential daddy.
Posted by: Moogie at August 12, 2005 07:18 AM
Smart man. Plan ahead. Date the daughter of a defense attorney.
; )
Posted by: Christina at August 12, 2005 09:40 AM
Uh, what's her number man? :)
Posted by: RedNeck at August 12, 2005 07:04 PM
