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January 29, 2006

Emulating The CAP

I have to admit, I was doing the Velocigator ,in Texas, 168 hours ago. Laughed so hard my side still hurts. I was emulating the CAP buzz.

You never know...when you'll crawl on the flo...

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January 28, 2006

Eight Shot Plagiarism

Today, I had an original idea.

I shot a bunch of Doves. I cleaned ‘em using the thumb technique, stuffed ‘em with cream cheese and fresh Jalapenos, wrapped ‘em in bacon, and threw ‘em on a charcoal grill.

Why didn’t I think of that?

Dash is the Man!!!

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My Shadow

There are two types of blogmeets, and I’ve had the pleasure of experiencing both of ‘em with my good friend Christina. I love you baby; you are downtown.

I arrived at the Casa del Feisty and was met by the most beautiful and polite young lady you could imagine. At that moment, I was done. Wee One stole my heart, and I’ve got the refrigerator art to prove it. She makes me smile. She became my shadow for the duration, and I am damn proud of it. She is my girl. Anyone have a problem with that?

Shortly thereafter I met Sweet One, and she is a beautiful young woman; a mirror image of her mother, and as Denny said: “Christina, I’m glad to see you support adoption.�? Classic. Sweet One and her mother kicked ass in the plinking tournament, and Sweet One (twelve years of age) won the poker game…plain and simple. You should’ve seen Denny moping after she handed his ass to him. Again, a classic.

After touring the low hill country and river views with my girls, we had a great dinner at the Green Big-Ass, and received a first hand account of LSD trips from Denny and Zippo. Zippo said he was related to the pirate Jean Lafitte, and when I told him the French could kiss my ass; he just did that Arghhh! shit and let it roll. Anyway, I’m still here. Too Funny!

Later on, back at the Feisty Crib, Denny whipped out his guitar and proceeded to do some classical…I love it when he does that. Then, Upside-Down Man joined in, and that was a sight to see / hear. This guy plays a right-handed guitar left-handed and doesn’t swap the strings. Trust me that was another Classic.

My good friend Chou showed up, and all I can say is “that�?…I love her. Ain’t a blogmeet without her…I can hang with her…always. Shoe Baby!!!

Susan the Red showed up with the Law. I’m scared to love her. Fuck it…no I’m not. I love that woman.

Ajax is the weirdest motherfucker I’ve met in a long time. Nice guy, but WTF do Syrian modified T-72’s have to do with anything? Just kidding AJ, it was a pleasure to make your acquaintance. How was that Etouffee?

I spent a lot of time talking with El Capitan. Great guy. Enough said, and besides…he has a new cool double barrel. But, we did get our asses kicked by the home team.

I will give “Grillboy�? Dash the shirt off my back. ANYTIME. I don’t know what else to say. I really don’t, cepting I’ll take you up on that hunard. Bwahahahahahah!!!

Absolutely the best time I’ve had in a while.

Thank you my friends.

That is all I can remember.

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January 27, 2006

Filler

I'm a Porsche 911!

You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive, and you love to win. Performance, precision, and prestige - you're one of the elite,and you know it.

Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

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January 25, 2006

Can I Have Your IP Before You Leave ?

I’ve been going full tilt boogie for seven days. I need to lay it down for a day or two. No, actually, I need some sleep, and then I’ll tell you about the best type Lima Whiskey Foxtrot Bravo blogmeet I’ve been to. Everything from the Upside Down Guy to Syrian modified Soviet T–72’s. And much more.

Sweet Dreams!

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January 22, 2006

Carpet In

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January 18, 2006

Justification Of Existence

Just a term I use for the many incompetent people I have to deal with.

It seems to me that there is little justification for having people manipulating situations that don't exist. They make it up as they go. The few legitimate conditions, which would be sensible to take a closer look at, are lost in translation. This is intentional.

What unique important niche do they see for furthering their cause at the expense of others?

I’m just saying!!!

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January 17, 2006

Heading Downhill

I'm going to go get up with a friend. Be back next week.

I'm leaving my Bitch in charge.

Trust me!!!

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Swim Motherfucker

My sentiments exactly.

I've been in the water with sharks, and I can tell you for certain; they don't announce their presence.

They come from below.

Scared the shit out of me.

I was lucky!!!

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Happy 300th Birthday

Benjamin Franklin was born 300 years ago, today.

My man Ben was a Wild Turkey, so to speak.

Benjamin Franklin wanted wild turkeys to be our national symbol instead of the bald eagle. He felt that the stately, majestic qualities of the wild turkey would make it a fine symbol for the new country.

I have always had a great deal of admiration for him...

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January 15, 2006

Yabu Needs...

some Black Howler Monkeys. He's going to start at 17.917, -87.950, in decimal values...

Who knows, he might get lucky.

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January 13, 2006

The Point Of No Return

After vigilant review, Yabu has determined the following statement is the biggest lie of 2005.

"Iran insists that its intentions in pursuing nuclear technology are peaceful."

If anyone, in his or her wildest imagination, believes that Israel (or the US for that matter) will allow Iran to go nuclear, is ignorant. If anyone, in his or her wildest imagination, believes that Iran will not nuke Israel, is ignorant.

This will not emulate the June 7, 1981 attack by Israel on the Osirak nuclear facility in Iraq. That was a clear, above ground target, a piece of cake for the Israeli Air Force. Iran will be different. Iran has redundant facilities in underground-hardened bunkers located in civilian neighborhoods. Thanks to the French, Germans, and Russians.

I believe Iran’s nuclear capabilities should be destroyed before they can weaponize enriched uranium. Not after. After will be too late. If Iran is allowed the hold the world hostage by choosing when to launch a nuclear attack (and they will), we’re all in trouble.

Big Trouble.

I am not a warmonger, but I do believe a little preventive maintenance is sometimes required. Sanctions will not work. The stakes are too great.

So, two questions:

When is the point of no return?

What happens after Iran is attacked?

This is some Bad Bad Juju.

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January 11, 2006

For The Record

Yabu cannot stand this motherfucker!!!

Bloated piece of shit.

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January 08, 2006

To Ward off Skanks…

…one should always wear a Brown Recluse around their neck. Some know what I mean, some don’t, definitely not the woman in the 7/11.

It works…every time…for me…but you do need the right attitude…or would that be altitude?

Bwahahahahah!!!

Spank my ass and call me whatever!!!!

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Boo Coo Cords Wires Cables Boxes Parts Nuts Screws

If’ I’m not careful, I’m going to burn this motherfucker down.

I just reconfigured my network. Well not really, I nuked all the connectivity I had before. Reconfiguration would be an understatement. The shit was in the way, know what I mean. I have 15 + (IP’s) devices that all talk to each other, and I disconnected all of it, threw all of it in a fucking tub (Dining Room). I even nuked my wireless shit. Fuck it! Windows, LINUX, UNIX…didn’t matter…I chucked it all, and took no notes. I even slammed a couple of routers “up against�? the wall. I wonder if they’ll start.

Then,,,I hosed it all down.

The ole saying, “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it�?, is bullshit. I say, “change it for the better, and change it often�?.

The real question is: can I reconnect all of this shit “back up�? and it work? I have no fucking idea. The Blog shit is easy, but the multiple database connectivity is the question. ODBC drivers, coupled with dissimilar operating systems, can be tricky. Can I do it from memory? We’ll see.

I’ve got about 8 billion miles of cable…most of ‘em the same color. How stupid is that?

Reminder to self: Color schemes.

Anyway, my bet is…I can…

Y’all have a good night!!!

Yabu

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January 06, 2006

The Wizard Epidemic

Dreams

Last night I dreamt I was living in an apartment complex, but I don’t remember exactly where. Everyone was getting sick with some bizarre disease. Stage I symptoms were extremely painful head and muscle aches that lasted four or five days. Stage II symptoms were sweating profusely, in green and blue, from your forehead and chin, and swollen lips. These lasted about four or five days as well. Stage III symptoms weren’t really symptoms at all; they were a permanent life change. Everyone had an IQ of 1000. If you ran your fingers across printed words, they would display on the palm of the opposite hand, and were committed to memory forever. This is where it really gets weird. Everyone could speak fluent German through his or her toes.

It was forever after known as The Wizard Epidemic.

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