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January 06, 2006
The Wizard Epidemic
Dreams
Last night I dreamt I was living in an apartment complex, but I don’t remember exactly where. Everyone was getting sick with some bizarre disease. Stage I symptoms were extremely painful head and muscle aches that lasted four or five days. Stage II symptoms were sweating profusely, in green and blue, from your forehead and chin, and swollen lips. These lasted about four or five days as well. Stage III symptoms weren’t really symptoms at all; they were a permanent life change. Everyone had an IQ of 1000. If you ran your fingers across printed words, they would display on the palm of the opposite hand, and were committed to memory forever. This is where it really gets weird. Everyone could speak fluent German through his or her toes.
It was forever after known as The Wizard Epidemic.
Posted by Yabu at January 6, 2006 09:01 AM | The Present
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omg, fluent german through the toes, ha ha ha... that's too damn funny, my friend!
Posted by: Ann at January 6, 2006 03:03 PM
German through the toes may be normal...I'd be worried if it was, say, French out the ass. But then again, that wouldn't make sense with the 1000 IQ.
Posted by: Skwerly at January 6, 2006 06:09 PM
Dude, I envy people that can dream bizarre shit...I dream about spirits..conversations with different people..that's pretty much it...
Posted by: Kelly at January 6, 2006 09:39 PM
Yabu, my man, you might want to lay off the Peyote for a day or two bro'.
Posted by: RedNeck at January 7, 2006 03:08 PM
