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March 22, 2006

Peter Lick Pussy Lick

I was out of town with my bitch, when a friend, as a joke, gave us a jar of Peter Lick and a jar of Pussy Lick. My vehicle broke down on the way to the place we were staying and a nice young couple stopped to offer their assistance. It was late at night and about 15 degrees, so we asked for a ride. No problem. It was also Christmas Eve, and we had boo coo presents with us. We transferred everything to their ride, and were on our way. When we arrived, we unloaded everything and thanked them again.

The next morning I asked my girl, “Where’s the bag?� She said, “What bag?� I said, “You know, the one that John gave us.� She said, “Oh shit.�

I would’ve loved to see their faces when they found the Dick Lick and Pussy Lick.

Makes me laugh every time I think about it.

Posted by Yabu at March 22, 2006 01:44 PM | The Past

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