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April 19, 2006
Yabu is fond of sharp edges.
As sure as night is dark and day is light.
My VoodooWoman carries one of these close to her good thing heart. I’ve seen her use it on more than one occasion, and trust me, she knows what she’s doing. Saved us several times. She has perfected going through the lower belly and severing the spine with one counterclockwise twist. Her targets feel the pain. It is intentional.
I’ve also seen her tickle people with it. I’ve also seen her make a Eunuch out of someone who asked the wrong questions, or too many. I think we were in China then. The first time. She has always done what was needed.
Reminds me of the first time we were in Iceland. We were in a bar in Seydhisfjordhur, waiting for a blonde haired blue eyed Viking to give us a roll of film, and he had other intentions. She saw through that immediately, and dispatched him. What a mess. I had to use the emergency satellite phone, and the next thing we knew we’re on a Zodiac, with some well trained young men, heading for a Los Angeles class attack submarine. Submarines are a quiet, slow, and relatively safe way to travel, but trying to board one in the cold North Atlantic from a rubber raft is just plain interesting. More interesting than that, is trying to get off one and into a Sea King helicopter. More interesting than that, is after we got on, it was way low on gas, and we had to do a mid-air refuel. The fucking pilot missed the basket at least ten times before we got full, but we made it. I thought she was going to gut him as well.
She was pissed!!!
More on this later.
Posted by Yabu at April 19, 2006 03:05 PM
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For many years now, you have lusted for that blade, my friend.
Perhaps, one of these nights I shall give it to you, one way or another.
Posted by: Voodoo at April 19, 2006 05:12 PM
Don't tease me like that...
Posted by: Yabu at April 19, 2006 10:41 PM
