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April 30, 2006

Yabunizing Women

If you could keep me floating just for a while, I'll explain Yabu's "Scale of the Good Thing". It's really quite simple: He respects most girls, and never talks about one as if she is a piece of meat, but he is reversed so to speak

Scale of the Good Thing:

Bitch: is a good thing, especially if you’re the number one Bitch. There can be only one.

Bitches: is a good thing if you’re riding those bitches around all night.

Sweetie: is just below Bitch, and a huge compliment.

Baby: is just below Sweetie, and never taken lightly.

Skank: well a Skank is just a Skank. More on that later.

And if you are called by your given name, it means you haven't joined the club. Which might be a good thing, or it might not. Depends on you.

I am Anjin, and I will be back later.

Posted by at April 30, 2006 08:17 PM | The Present

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