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May 22, 2006
30 Questions
Brazenly ripped from Dash Riprock who stolt it from El Capitan who stole it from someone else.
Here goes.
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Yes. Many times in many countries. I once had a couple of cops who pulled me over every opportunity they had. That’s when I learned the benefits of welding metal boxes to vehicle frames.
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coaster? No, I have a need for the thrill. I don’t close ‘em when I Bungee jump either.
3. When's the last time you've been sledding? It’s been awhile, but I grew up sledding. Hey Dash…sledding is a great beer-drinking activity. You don’t need a cooler.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? I’d rather sleep with my woman, but I have slept with a dog.
5. Do you believe in ghosts? I don’t want to, but I swear I think I’ve seen one.
6. Do you consider yourself creative? Depends on what you mean by creative. Is mischief creative?.
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? Hell fucking yes. He sliced ‘em both up. No doubt in my mind.
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? Neither one, but Angelina has soup-cooling lips. I like a woman with soup-cooling lips. My woman has ‘em.
9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics? I don’t know as much as I should. Sometimes I confuse politics with issues. It’s a fine gray line.
10. Do you know how to play poker? Yes, but maybe I’m bluffing.
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? Yes, many times.
12. What's your favorite commercial? I hate commercials.
13. Who was your first love? My first love is my bitch, but I’ve been infatuated many times.
14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light? Not unless I'm being chased by the cops.
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? No, and if you believe that you must believe that Iran won’t nuke Israel the first chance they have.
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? Green Bay Packers. I’m still pissed off at the baseball strike in 1994.
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating? Yes. Busted my ass.
18. How often do you remember your dreams? Only the ones I want to.
19. What's the one thing on your mind? I’ll never tell.
20. Do you always wear your seat belt? Yes. It only took one time of my face meeting the steering wheel. I’m not doing that again…ever.
21. What talent do you wish you had? Music, but unfortunately I don’t have the ear. I started playing the guitar when I was a kid, but gave it up. Anyone can learn notes and cords, but if you can’t tune it…why bother. And if you spell chords as cords…why bother.
22. Do you like Sushi? Yes. I like bait as well.
23. What do you wear to bed? Depends on what bed I’m in.
24. Do you truly hate anyone? No, not truly. I seriously dislike some people, though. Ditto Dash.
25. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be? Domino.
26. Do you know anyone in jail? Yes, and I’ll leave it at that.
27. What food do you find disgusting? Any fast food. I don’t eat it.
28. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back? No, that’s no fun. I’m a face-to-face person. Trust me on this.
29. Have you ever been punched in the face? Yes, punched, and kicked. I had my nose broken by a beautiful girl who was trying to teach me how to execute a flying spinning heel kick. That’s when I learned…if you can’t see it, you can’t block it. She was fast.
30. Do you believe in angels and demons? Not really, but I know some really good people, and some really bad people. Depends on the context I guess.
This would be a short glance at Yabu.
Steal it if you like.
Posted by Yabu at May 22, 2006 12:08 PM | General
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Domino, huh?
But, darling, we have slept together before, just slept...
Posted by: Domino at May 22, 2006 01:37 PM
Have you ever worn sushi to bed with a famous person who believes in ghosts?
Have you ever remembered a dream where you were riding a roller coaster for 48 hours straight while eating disgusting food?
Me neither.
Good answers m'man.
Posted by: Dash at May 22, 2006 01:57 PM
Tell me about # 5. NO on wants to believe. However everyone does I believe. Just takes grit to admit it. LOL notice I am keeping it clean...
Posted by: Patty at May 25, 2006 03:32 PM
