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May 21, 2006
I Swear To The Maker…
...I can’t make this up.
It was absolutely beautiful today in Juju Land. Absolutely a 100% get-down downtown perfect day.
Anyway, I’m in the kitchen cooking up a little Chicken Parmesan for my woman, and I hear something outside.
I walk to the door and almost stepped outside. Shit…all I had time to do was raise my arms and cover my face…there was a mature Red-tailed hawk…in flight…wings spread three-four feet…I mean a three-four fucking foot wingspan…huge… about two feet from my face. Looked like a damn Pterodactyl. I screamed, and fell back through the door. It scared the living shit out of me. My woman came running, my dog came running, and I’m on my ass on the fucking kitchen floor. I shit you not! This was a BIG hawk. Biggest one I’ve ever seen, and the only one I’ve ever seen that close. I saw his or her talons up close…way to close...I could almost smell ‘em. I also saw two male Blue Jays right on its ass. It is amazing what you can see in a split second.
If I hadn’t walked to the door, at that exact moment, and unknowingly blocked its approach, it and the pursuers would have been having dinner with me.
I, again, swear to the Maker…in all my years…this was a first.
In the end, the Chicken Parmesan kicked ass!!!
Posted by Yabu at May 21, 2006 10:55 PM | The Present
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Hmmmm.
I bet he would taste like chicken.
Posted by: Christina at May 22, 2006 10:22 AM
Yikes! That's disturbing!
Posted by: Lisa W. at May 25, 2006 09:57 PM
