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June 10, 2006
IF THEN ELSE
From time to time, I’m called on to teach advanced spreadsheet and SQL database classes. To do this, I must instruct my students how to extract data from a *NIX relational database using the Open Data Base Connectivity (ODBC) drivers supplied for a particular operating system.
Note to everyone…if you can’t configure an ODBC driver…you ain’t advanced. I’m just saying.
It is amazing to me that most people have no concept of IF THEN ELSE (ITE). Theoretically, using ITE logic, every problem can be mathematically solved.
IF she loves you, THEN corral her, ELSE break for cover.
It really is simple.
Posted by Yabu at June 10, 2006 11:41 AM
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See, now you're just showin' off! But this techtard still loves you. ; )
Posted by: Key at June 11, 2006 11:25 AM
I'm most definitely not "Advanced".
Posted by: Jim - PRS at June 11, 2006 03:58 PM
"It is amazing to me that most people have no concept of IF THEN ELSE (ITE)."
My sentiments EXACTLY. Dude, you have a scary mind.
Posted by: Kelly at June 12, 2006 08:42 AM
An uncle of mine gave me some pretty good advice along those same lines.
IF she throws it at you THEN duck ELSE don't forget your galoshes.
Posted by: phin at June 13, 2006 06:02 PM
My wife said, "IF, THEN, WHATEVER."
Posted by: Dash at June 13, 2006 09:31 PM
