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July 01, 2006

Eric The Red

Eric has posted what he believes happened. Threw me off the truck, or under the bus, so to speak.

It did not go down like that…here’s what really happened.

Eric is driving and Elisson is riding shotgun. The CRIP and me are in the back seat…He’s port, and I’m starboard.

Elisson is explaining how we can cut back to the other side, when Eric says, “This thing will turn on a dime.�?

Eric: “Is that a cop?�?

Elisson: I don’t think so,,,nope!�?

Yabu: “He’s too far away to tell�?

Denny, “Hey hey�?

Eric goes for it.

Bwahahahah!!!!

Turns out it was a cop and he had the blue lights on my boy Eric in a heartbeat.

So, we’re pulled over…tuned up and looking nice…and Eric does a really smart thing. Not only does he hand the cop his drivers’ license and proof of insurance and registration, but his concealed carry permit for the cannon. Very smart. Very very smart.

Bottom line: He WAS driving…not me. It was his decision to run the red arrow.

Ladies and Gentleman…that is the real story.

Yabu is clean!!!

Posted by Yabu at July 1, 2006 06:39 PM | The Past



Comments

.. you left out the part about you saying I should pull a "Fargo" on the cop.... you ain't fooling no one, friend...

Posted by: Eric at July 1, 2006 08:16 PM

Hell, that wasn't me...I don't even know what a Fargo is. It was Elisson or Denny. Had to be.

Posted by: Yabu at July 1, 2006 10:03 PM

Still cracks me up no matter who tells it. I like how Eric puts the "I'm so sweet and innocent spin" on it.

Posted by: Maeve at July 1, 2006 11:36 PM

Yabo..you know, the halo comes out when everyonoe is looking, but then when they turn their backs, out pops the horns. I'm not buying it for a minute.

And Eric??? Innocent? He puts on a good act, but those of us who know him, know the truth.

Man...I wish you could have got a video tape of that.

Posted by: Moogie at July 2, 2006 09:48 AM

I'm with Maeve on this one. It doesn't matter who tells it, its still funnier than hell. I'm waiting for Elisson and Denny's version. heh.

Posted by: Bou at July 2, 2006 12:50 PM