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July 03, 2006

When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go

I was traveling with two bitches lady friends in Europe. We were in London, (we'd been pub crawling all day) and were riding in the lower level of a big Red Double Decker bus, and I had to go, know what I mean?

I told the bus driver, you need to stop and let me off; I need the loo bad - now.

He said, no, you have to wait until my next stop. I asked again and received the same response.

Fortunately, there was no one seated in the back. I went aft past the passengers, anchored each leg against a seat, whipped it out and cut loose. I had no choice.

Well, guess what? He stopped that damn bus, and he was pissed. Excuse the pun.

I hit the back door with my two friends in tow, ran around the corner and disappeared into the first pub we came across and ordered some more pints.

The way I see it; I had two options, and the first one was unacceptable.

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Anyway, it was a clean getaway.

Posted by Yabu at July 3, 2006 10:42 PM | The Past

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