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July 28, 2006

Yabu Believes…

…retaliation against unprovoked aggression is justified...for whatever reason.

Yabu supports Israel, 100%.

Yabu also believes that Israel should make Beirut go away. Israel should do WHATEVER is necessary to survive. Whatever is needed, whatever it takes.

Yabu believes that Israel is being way too soft.

Yabu believes that Israel should, once and for all, kick these mother-fucking IslamoFascist pigs back into the 12th century.

Yabu believes, if Israel must kill innocents, so be it. Their enemies use innocent men, women, and children as shields.

Yabu believes that anyone who follows radical Islam is fucking crazy.

Yabu believes that anyone who follows moderate Islam is a fucking coward.

Yabu believes, unless the West deals with this situation now, we’re all in a world of hurt.

Yabu would fucking level Lebanon. Fucking level it.

And then Yabu would say, “Who the fuck is next.�

I’m serious; it’s time to slow dance.

Posted by Yabu at July 28, 2006 11:51 PM | The Present

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I'm printing up some "Yabu 2008" bumper stickers, dude.

Posted by: zonker at July 29, 2006 12:21 AM

Yup, and no need to use nukes--just napalm the bastards.

Posted by: Sir Ian Cognito at July 29, 2006 02:53 AM

In keeping with the whole "third person" theme going on:

Lisa agrees with Yabu and thinks they should just "bring it"...

Posted by: Lisa W. at July 29, 2006 08:16 AM

Yabu smart cookie....

Posted by: vicki at July 29, 2006 09:31 PM

Yabu - You have been spending too much time reading my shit! We are in total agreement. Israel takes care of Lebanon and Syria and we take care of Iran.

Posted by: Denny at July 30, 2006 12:25 AM

Fucking kill them all let (insert your diety of choice) sort them out.

Posted by: gravdigr at July 30, 2006 02:35 PM

We're never going to have peace in the Middle East until we get rid of the problem.

That means getting rid of present-day Syria and Iran, the financial and logistical supporters of terrorism in the Middle East and the world.

That means killing their leadership of these two countries, and anyone else who just doesn't get it.

That means actively helping Israel hunt down and kill Nasrallah and his Hezbollah henchmen hiding like cockroaches.

That means killing Hezbollah fighters. No quarter asked or given.

The US should use Syria's continued support for insurgents and terrorists who kill American in Iraq as the cassus belli and do a little dance on Damascus.

If we're lucky, Iran will honor its mutual defense pact with Syria, and we can go there and rearrange the furniture, B2-style. But, I think the Iranian mouth has written a check its ass can't cash. A couple of days after we went into Syria, sitting in Baby Assad's former throne, the Iranians would be scared shitless, cringing in fearful anticipation of the upcoming bitchslap. They wouldn't be talking very tough then.

Could the US and Israel do this? Militarily, yes. Who's going to stop us? Not the mullahs. Not the Russians... they'd probably take the opportunity to smack Chechnya. Not the Chinese. They're not going to get started in a war they can't win.

I'd tell you who'd stop this, though. The American Left. There'd be screams about impeachment, massive (paid) protests by International ANSWER and their fellow-travelers, and of course the media would happily equate Bush with Hitler.

Never mind, of course, that the course of action described above IS going to happen... it's just a question of when, not if. And, the longer we wait, the readier they'll be and the harder it will be.

It's 1938 all over again.

Posted by: jgc at July 30, 2006 06:18 PM

jgc - You are spot on. We have assholes in this country, known as Dimocrats, who will do everything in their power to make sure that we lose this war. Jimmah Carter is the perfect Neville Chamberlain. Thankfully he is not president.

Posted by: Denny at July 30, 2006 08:22 PM

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