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August 23, 2006
Too Damn Busy
Apples for Apples
A man was asked what price per 100 he paid for some apples.
His reply was as follows: "If they had been 4 cents more per 100 I should have got five less for $1.20."
Can you say what the price was per 100?
Posted by Yabu at August 23, 2006 11:54 PM | The Present
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I say punch that irritating apple vendor right square in his motherf**king nose.
Posted by: 40 Ounce Loudmouth at August 24, 2006 02:10 AM
$1.22?
Posted by: Rube at August 24, 2006 03:54 AM
Free. He stole them.
Math = Blech.
Posted by: Lisa W. at August 24, 2006 06:50 AM
$12.00
Posted by: DonL at August 24, 2006 10:35 AM
The original price was 96¢ per 100 apples. The guy bought 125 apples, paying $1.20.
If the price goes up 4¢ to $1.00 per 100 apples, the guy gets 120 apples - five fewer - for that same $1.20.
Now, just try to find some asshole apple vendor who will sell you a hundred apples for a buck. Gotta be some real shit apples. Road apples, maybe...they're real shit.
Posted by: Elisson at August 24, 2006 12:33 PM
I'd go hungry.
Imma mathtard.
Posted by: LilToni at August 24, 2006 12:56 PM
A man in an Up elevator is traveling at half the speed of light (93,000 mps). Another man in a Down elevator is traveling at the speed of light (186,000 mps).
Question: Why is the second man screaming while repeatedly pressing the STOP button?
Posted by: WitNit at August 24, 2006 05:34 PM
Answer: No.
Posted by: Pedro the Ignorant at August 25, 2006 05:29 AM
What the hell is this, a history lesson or a blog?
Posted by: Daryl at August 25, 2006 10:51 PM
Hey Dayrl, Apples = History?...what are you smoking?
But, to answar you question...this is a weblog, and it is mine, and I'll post whateverthefuck I feel like.
It is a simple math problem. The apples cost 96 cents per 100. Dumbass.
Kiss my ass you stupid POS.
That is your lesson. Asshole
Posted by: Yabu at August 25, 2006 11:30 PM
I'll show you real stupidity.
What is, or does POS stand for
Posted by: keeskennis at August 26, 2006 08:42 AM
I don't know, Keesie. But POFS stands for Piece Of Fucking Shit.
Posted by: velociman at August 26, 2006 01:01 PM
Thanks Vman, that explains why I can't tie laces.
Posted by: KeesKennis at August 28, 2006 06:16 AM
I can only figure that out if there's also two trains going in opposite directions at different speeds.
Posted by: Libby at August 28, 2006 05:47 PM
