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September 06, 2006
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
Posted by Yabu at September 6, 2006 01:37 PM | Humor
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It's true...LOL!!!
Posted by: Kelly at September 6, 2006 02:26 PM
Fucking bitch!
Bwahahahahahahhaha!!!!!
Posted by: Dash at September 6, 2006 05:29 PM
ROFLMAO. Brilliant woman.
Posted by: Libby at September 6, 2006 09:06 PM
Yes we are equipped, but we just hate settin' alarms...
Posted by: RedNeck at September 6, 2006 09:55 PM
Reminds me of my second wife. She wouldn't say good morning or anything else to me unless I said something first. One time, I decided to see how long she would go if I didn't initiate the communication--it was an entire week. Crazy bitch.
Posted by: 40 Ounce Loudmouth at September 7, 2006 01:23 AM
Heh. I may have to remember that one...
Posted by: Richmond at September 7, 2006 04:26 PM
We are on a higher plane, or is that plain?
Posted by: keeskennis at September 8, 2006 07:30 PM
