« Red Beans And Rice | Main | Ice Flying »
January 09, 2007
Big Ass Pig
My God Daughter (she’s twenty eight) and me were taking a stroll. Before we left, her Mom handed me a shotgun…just in case. It was one of those that has a really short barrel and holds a bunch of shells. It was loaded to the max. A pumper, if you know what I mean. OO Buck, I think. After the fact, I knew…it was.
Anyway, we were deep into the woods when we heard some snorting, rustling and shit, from the left…and all of a sudden this big ass hog came out of the bush. He is no more.
Scared the shit out of me though.
I popped that fucker point blank...three times.. She is fine, I am fine, but that fucking pig is a dead motherfucker.
Did we eat it? No...we let the bastard rot.
It should be against the law NOT to own a shotgun.
I’m just sayin’
Posted by Yabu at January 9, 2007 10:49 PM | The Past
TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://badbadjuju.com/mt/mt-tb.cgi/745
Well, I ain't gonna eat it, that's for damn sure.
Posted by: Erica at January 9, 2007 11:14 PM
Was dat you in the nooz with the 1,100 pounder strapped to a tree?
That was one big damn pig.
Posted by: phin at January 10, 2007 08:34 AM
.... shotguns rock.... what state were you in?...
Posted by: Eric at January 10, 2007 08:45 AM
Mmmmmmmm - Free range pork chops! Sounds like you tenderized it, too.
Posted by: Dash at January 10, 2007 09:13 AM
Bacon tastes good...
Posted by: Dick at January 10, 2007 02:52 PM
old boars are better left to rot..even the buzzards back off of them until the meat ages a day or two..
Posted by: erica at January 10, 2007 07:06 PM
It should be against the law to kill anything you're not going to eat. Who in their right mind would let a good hog go to waste.
Posted by: Assrot at January 12, 2007 08:03 PM
