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March 31, 2007

Get In The Game Fred

I think Fred can win the Republican nomination. Easy. Everyone I've talked with will support him, but I don't have many intelligent conversations with left wing nut jobs. They know better...I do have a sharp edge...and on occasion I'm prone to violence.

The Democrats fear him more than any other Republican candidate, which is a good thing. If he gets in the game he'll be the Democratic Dopefull's worst nightmare. He can handle himself...trust me...I can feel it.

I've said for many years that Fred Thompson would be a great president. Many years. I also believe this next Presidential election will be the most important one, so far, in my lifetime. If we elect a Dopefull, we're fucked.

I stand by my guns.

Run Fred Run

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March 29, 2007

ATTORNEY'S ADVICE - NO CHARGE

This is good stuff from my Inbox.

The key is a fast response, and knowing how to respond. Also, you can take a little preventive action.

Read this and make a copy for your files in case you need to refer to it someday. Maybe we should all take some of his advice! A corporate Attorney sent the following out to the employees in his company.

1. Do not sign the back of your credit cards. Instead, put "PHOTO ID REQUIRED."

2. When you are writing checks to pay on your credit card Accounts, DO NOT put the complete account number on the "For" line. Instead, just put the last four numbers. The credit card company knows the rest of the number, and anyone who might be handling your check as it passes through all the check processing channels won't have access to it.

3. Put your work phone # on your checks instead of your home Phone. If you have a PO Box use that instead of your home address. If you do not have a PO Box, use your work address. Never have your SS# printed on your checks. (DUH!) You can add it if it is necessary. But if you have It printed, anyone can get it.

4. Place the contents of your wallet on a photocopy machine. Do both sides of each license, credit card, etc. You will know what you had in your wallet and all of the account numbers and phone numbers to Call and cancel. Keep the photocopy in a safe place. I also carry a Photocopy of my passport when I travel either here or abroad. We've all heard horror stories about fraud that’s committed on us in stealing a Name, address, Social Security number, and credit cards.

Unfortunately, I, an attorney, have firsthand knowledge because my Wallet was stolen last month. Within a week, the thieve (S) ordered an Expensive monthly cell phone package, applied for a VISA credit card, had A credit line approved to buy a Gateway computer, received a PIN number From DMV to change my driving record information online, and more. But here's some critical information to limit the damage in case this happens to you or someone you know:

5. We have been told we should cancel our credit cards immediately. But the key is having the toll free numbers and your card Numbers handy so you know whom to call. Keep those where you can find them.

6. File a police report immediately in the jurisdiction where your credit cards, etc., were stolen. This proves to credit Providers you were diligent, and this is a first step toward an Investigation (if there ever is one).

But here’s what is perhaps most important of all: (I never even thought to do this.)

7. Call the 3 national credit reporting organizations Immediately to place a fraud alert on your name and also call the Social Security fraud line number. I had never heard of doing that until advised by a bank that called to tell me an application for credit was made over The Internet in my name. The alert means any company that checks your Credit knows your information was stolen, and they have to contact you by Phone to authorize new credit.

By the time I was advised to do this, almost two weeks after the theft, all the damage had been done. There are records of all the Credit checks initiated by the thieves' purchases, none of which I knew about before placing the alert. Since then, no additional damage has been done, and the thieves threw my wallet away this weekend (someone turned it in). It seems to have stopped them dead in their tracks.

Now, here are the numbers you always need to contact about your wallet, etc., has been stolen:

1.) Equifax: 800-525-6285

2.) Experian (formerly TRW): 888-397-3742

3.) Trans Union: 800-6807289

4.) Social Security Administration (fraud line): 800-269-0271

« Close It

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March 25, 2007

The Week In Review

I won a MAJOR battle waged upon me by a hateful fucking sidewalklicking slut bitch. Some people have the Cruel Gene…unfortunate, but true. Do not fuck with Yabu. I’m all about honor and the truth. For all intents and purposes, she is done. See ‘ya later on that one. This cunt is THE ONLY person I will not open a door for. Fucking bitch deserved it. If I call anyone a “cunt”…I’m really really pissed! Again, I’m honorable.

I tilled my garden and put about 400 – 500 lbs. of cow shit and topsoil on it…also, expanded it about 20%. I can get two runs of green beans, etc. while maintaining my usual (LY) production, before I convert to fall garden mode. This is going to be a good one.

Christina and Dash’s house DID NOT burn to the ground…, which happened the last time I sent some rockets south. This is a good thing.

My Chou Baby pointed me in the right direction to rip some Supersuckers tunes. Pretty Fucked Up…stealing stuff…but I was in a hurry.

The Mocking Birds are fucking…it is the time of year…better than dive-bombing my puppy. So are the tree rats, I’m shooting the fuck out of ‘em. a big box of .177 hollow points is very cool.

Nobody called me a pussy…FUCK YOU to all of you snakehandlingmotherfuckers…you know who you are. Just kidding. Fuck you anyway!

Bwahahahahahah!

I’ve had some database inconsistencies that have been bothering me for a while. I figured them out…no worries. The light was turned on. That shit is now nonexistent.

Made some coin in the stock market.

Cooked some great meals.

I’m still one with myself.

Life is good.

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March 21, 2007

One Bad-Ass Ride

I found this over at Neptune Lex's crib.

...There is no aircraft in any country’s inventory that could stand up to it in a dog fight.

- Retired USAF MGEN Hank Stelling

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March 20, 2007

Gossip

Yabu loves women but...did you know that women can invent shit, and once enough of 'em agree on invented shit...it becomes FACT.

Yabu is in no way down on the girls...Yabu is all about the truth.

He said She said is some Bad Bad Juju. Off the truck and under the bus is also some Bad Bad Juju.

Yabu also knows that when an inventor begins a conversation with "You said", you better be paying close attention to what happens in the next 30 seconds.

Of course, Bad Bad Juju can mean many things, both positive and negative.

Yabu says Fuck It...he's going to go launch a rocket.

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March 18, 2007

Thanks Joe

I sometimes drink when I have occasion and all the time when I do not.
-Yabu

Do you have that Big Ass Gun in your hand?

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March 12, 2007

The Kernel Is The Essence Of The Soul

My Brother Dax has jumped on the Linux train. Good for him. A real (Networking) Operating System that will run underwater.

I use Linux for many things…I have a dedicated box I use for a Firewall here in the Juju Crib that has NEVER gone down or required an involuntary reboot. It has remained up and running and stable for 8 years and 3 months. IPTABLES is the catdaddy. The same is true for my mission critical servers. By mission critical, I mean, I am able to buy food for Stretch.

In *NIX, all of the OS configuration files are text files, so he will have to learn vi. When I was first exposed to it, I thought it stood for Virtually Impossible, but it has become my best friend. Withoutadoubt.

Linux, unlike Windows, is NOT a checkbox OS…you can control EVERYTHING.

DAX made a good decision.

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March 11, 2007

Pretty Fucked Up

Hey, I'm Pretty Fucked Up.... since I didn't get to make the infamous Rattlesnake Roundup.

At least I didn’t get stiffed...this time...I hope you boys and your snakes had a good time, and had some folding money...and some cold beverages...and some fun.

I loves me a good meet-up!

Sometimes, you have to do what you have to do.

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March 04, 2007

Texas Wild

One of the wildest bitches I ever met was from Texas, and her name was...

I can't make this up...swear to the Maker.

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The Juju Lady Checks In

Bwahahahahahahah!!!!

Only 24 %, and proud of it.

You Are 24% Texas

You're as welcome in Texas as a skunk at a lawn party.

How Texas Are You?

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I Need Some New Boots

Bwahahahahahah!!!

I hope all you motherfuckers from Texas take no offense, but I'm a true Southern Man. Just ask my People. They arrived in North America around the early 1600's. I can prove it...also, the Juju Lady is a Daughter of the Mayflower.

I loves me some lineage.

You Are 28% Texas

You're as welcome in Texas as a skunk at a lawn party.

How Texas Are You?

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March 02, 2007

Shredders

I guess everyone needs a shredder nowadays. So much sensitive shit coming in the mail.

Identity theft is some bad bad juju.

I use to just bag it and burn it…the ultimate shredder is fire. But, my Bitch informed me the last time I did a load that it smelled really really bad. It was just the normal stuff you’d receive in the mail.

Anyway, I bought a shredder…a decent one I thought…300 bucks…I destroyed it in 15 minutes. I kid you not, that fucker was as dead as dead could be. I even followed the directions…piece of shit, I say. I did get my money back.

I have a friend of mine who is employed by the CIA…no kidding. Do you think he can get me a deal on the real deal?

Shredders are overrated…Fire is not…it works every time.

I’m gonna have to set the Juju Lady straight on this matter.

Does anyone have any experience with the destruction of sensitive material?

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March 01, 2007

Light & Dark & Euorpe & Africa

In the following, I changed two words...Black to White, and African to European.

Could Obama be a racist? No?

From Obama's church:

We are a congregation which is Unashamedly White and Unapologetically Christian... Our roots in the White religious experience and tradition are deep, lasting and permanent. We are an European people, and remain "true to our native land," the mother continent, the cradle of civilization. God has superintended our pilgrimage through the days of slavery, the days of segregation, and the long night of racism. It is God who gives us the strength and courage to continuously address injustice as a people, and as a congregation. We constantly affirm our trust in God through cultural expression of a white worship service and ministries which address the White Community.
Trinity United Church of Christ adopted the White Value System written by the Manford Byrd Recognition Committee chaired by Vallmer Jordan in 1981. We believe in the following 12 precepts and covenantal statements. These White Ethics must be taught and exemplified in homes, churches, nurseries and schools, wherever Whites are gathered. They must reflect on the following concepts:

1. Commitment to God
2. Commitment to the White Community
3. Commitment to the White Family
4. Dedication to the Pursuit of Education
5. Dedication to the Pursuit of Excellence
6. Adherence to the White Work Ethic
7. Commitment to Self-Discipline and Self-Respect
8. Disavowal of the Pursuit of "Middleclassness"
9. Pledge to make the fruits of all developing and acquired skills available to the White Community
10. Pledge to Allocate Regularly, a Portion of Personal Resources for Strengthening and Supporting White Institutions
11. Pledge allegiance to all White leadership who espouse and embrace the White Value System
12. Personal commitment to embracement of the White Value System.

The Pastor as well as the membership of Trinity United Church of Christ is committed to a 10-point Vision:

1. A congregation committed to ADORATION.
2. A congregation preaching SALVATION.
3. A congregation actively seeking RECONCILIATION.
4. A congregation with a non-negotiable COMMITMENT TO EUROPE.
5. A congregation committed to BIBLICAL EDUCATION.
6. A congregation committed to CULTURAL EDUCATION.
7. A congregation committed to the HISTORICAL EDUCATION OF EUROPEAN PEOPLE IN DIASPORA.
8. A congregation committed to LIBERATION.
9. A congregation committed to RESTORATION.
10. A congregation working towards ECONOMIC PARITY.

Go below for the originals.

Obama...Hypocrite!!!

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