Lenny Bruce used to do a routine about a guy who wanted to piss in the sink. Just as he's about to piss in the sink, he almost gets caught by his roommate, and ends up on the ledge outside his apartment window. A crowd gathers; they think it's a suicide. "Son, don't do it!" "Faddah, I just wanted to take a piss!"

Pissing in the sink? I'll cop to that...but crimping off a length in the sink? That's bad, bad juju.

... one of my cousins shit in the Vo-Ag teacher's center desk drawer..... I was a freshman in high school and he was a senior.... witnessing that experience has left me scarred beyond belief...

OK, I'll throw my two cents in: My parents shared this story with me a few years ago:

They were on a crowded subway car one time, when a homeless dude got on and was standing near them. Well, he - as you call it - "curled a steamer" in his pants, and I guess not being able to afford underwear, the little kavelic balls rolled outta his pants leg and onto the floor of the subway car.

You could just well imagine, homeboy had most of that end of the subway car to himself after that. Always an adventure in New York City, lemme tellya.

Yeah, I did that electric fence thing when I was about 14 years old. I'll never forget it as long as I live. I still feel the pain everytime I'm reminded of it. It felt like someone drove a stake up my ass all the way to my shoulders.

I'm with assrot, only only not like you're thinkin'. I too have assaulted the hot wire with a groggy eyed urinal stream. aka... I pissed on one, once. I do a much better job of situational awareness of the area before I let the dog bark nowadsys. Once is absotively right.

It don't feel good.