March 02, 2008
UFS
The last time I checked, Yabu is not fucking crazy. I swear to the Maker I saw a UFO or Unidentified Flying Something last night. I got my woman out of bed to have a look-see. She saw it...yes she did. We watched for a while. Very interesting. It was doing the binary on-off thing...blinking...flashing...whatever. Now you see me, now you don't. Strange. In the night sky, I could see it to the right...it would blink off and reappear way to the left...and then back to the right...repeatably. It did this probably 100 times, and then it just zipped away...fast.
Anyway, I bought a lottery ticket this morning. 173 million. Could be a sign.
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February 17, 2008
I Love A Low Shot And Another Notch
You see that squirrel on the left side of the tree? It didn't make it long. Stretch froze it, and a .177 did the rest.
We are the team...we work together. He knows loves it when I have a clean shot.
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February 05, 2008
Shrove Tuesday
...The word shrove is a past tense of the English verb "shrive," which means to obtain absolution for one's sins by confessing and doing penance...
Today is National Pancake Day...guess what I'm doing?
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February 02, 2008
For The Ladies
Revolvers are the ticket. They will run under water, so to speak...
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I Admit
I had to tell someone today that I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer...I'm the only knife in the drawer....made 'em think...I think.
Anyway...It is what it is....
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February 01, 2008
Sweet Indeed
I received a sweet package from the Baboon "Coach Gun" Pirate. It wasn't a coach gun, but it is sweeeeeeet...and funny...right up my alley.
Beware of Stretch.
Thanks....
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January 27, 2008
Coup d’état
The strange phone call:
I've been asked for my participation, support, and planning in the execution of a coup d’état Take that however you want. Although I'm flattered this band / mob would want / need my participation...I'll probably sit this one out. I do appreciate the fact they understand they need someone to drive and control / think through current and future events...I really do, but, sometimes, in matters like this...it is better to watch from a distance, but sometimes it's not.
It's a toss.
Do I provide advice, or not? Do I get in the game, or not?
Very interesting...
Bottom Line: I would love to see them succeed, but without guidance...they will probably drop the ball.
Once you begin down a path like this...there is no turning back...
Anyone want to comment on this situation?
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January 20, 2008
Switchblade
Hell no, but it is a Assisted-Opening Knife, which means pretty much the same thing.
I love this..."users are responsible for investigating laws applicable to assisted-opening knives in their jurisdiction"
Bwahahahahah!!!!
This is small, light...and sweet.
You cannot believe how many times I've been to my grandmothers and have been asked to slice a tomato on a moments notice.
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January 08, 2008
A New Year, The Same Struggle
Something to think about:
Is the world being flat a good thing?
We live in a global society where everything we do affects others, and everything they do affects us. Every time we purchase anything made abroad, we contribute to a global network that has a negative impact on us...and on the lives of boo coo people you'll never meet. Every time we do this, we spank on our own personal budgets which reduces our ability to provide for our families.
If we are not secure internationally...domestic policies won't matter. Sad but true.
We live in troubled times.
Fucking Crazy...has many meanings, and can be interpreted in many ways...but it does not, in my opinion, involve violence against innocent people.
Suicide bombings and the extermination of civilians is some Bad Bad Juju.
This ain't a football game.
This could be a perpetual war.
Keep in mind, foreign intervention has never worked before, and I don't believe it will work now...but we do have to look after ourselves.
We live in troubled times.
Islamic Extremism opposes everything I believe in. Everything from to A to Z.
The times are a' changing...
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December 26, 2007
Easing Out...
...for a few days. Gonna contemplate the true meaning of revolution...I mean resolution.
Remember...that in the year 500, China is split into several warring kingdoms and suffers a great period of instability.
Be home by amateur night. I have the last of some important decisions, for this year, to make that day.
Y'all be cool with it.
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December 19, 2007
Slime Magazine
Just a quick bitch:
I can not believe that Time Magazine named Vladimir Putin as Person of the Year 2007. Putin is as anti-freedom / anti American as they come. He deserves a Yabu roundhouse bitch-slap.
Richard Stengel, managing editor at TIME, is a piece of shit...and a dick...and he can kiss my ass. Another roundhouse bitch-slap.
If anyone believes that Putin deserves "Person of the Year"; you can kiss my ass as well. Putin is an enemy of the USA...he supports Iran, for chrissakes.
We live in troubled times...
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December 16, 2007
Anyone Know...
...people who agree with both sides of everything?
They can kiss my ass...pick a side...take a stand...stay true to yourself.
I'm just sayin'
I once knew a guy who tried to be everybody's friend at whatever cost. He is no longer...around.
I'm just sayin'
I know some others who just can't pick a side. They are history as well.
just can't seem to commit....at all...to anything.
Sometimes you have to make a decision.
You know what I mean?
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November 01, 2007
I Took A Little Holiday
I went away, and did this or that, and did some more of this and that...got my blades sharpened...played some games...saw some old friends...made some new friends...and enemies, and I now understand what loyalty means. Got up with the real thing.
It is, what it is....
Did I ever tell you about the time Domino and I were in Iceland?
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April 25, 2007
Not That It Matters...
...but I'm going to move back into my Old Crib
Yellow just ain't doing it for me anymore. I am what I am.
It will take me a little while to tune everything up...not that I give a shit. Yabu and the Juju lady have the keys...Good or Bad...right, wrong, or indifferent...the Brier Patch is truly some Juju. One way or another.
Be cool with it!!!
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April 14, 2007
It Is Hard Being Yabu
Conversation with the Juju Lady Bitch this morning: In the kitchen.
Yabu: “Sweetie, you made the Sun catch on fire for me. I would give you the Rings of Saturn to wear on your pinky if I could.”
Sweetie: “She just smiles”
Yabu: “I don’t know how I can trash the kitchen so fast.”
The Juju Lady replied...”You're just like a child...mentally, you’re still under development.”
That was Cold.
She verbally whapped me…but good.
The thing is: she might be right.
Bwahahahahahahah!!!!
It is hard being Me.
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April 08, 2007
A Good Meal Was Had By All
The Juju Lady can get down with a Crown Rack of Lamb.
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April 06, 2007
A Few Random Thoughts
Islam is a 7th century death cult.
“When the phone doesn’t ring, you’ll know it’s me.”
- Yabu to ex-girlfriend
The United Nations can kiss my ass.
I support Israel 100%.
Pelosi is a traitor.
I think it should be law that every American household should, at least, have a shotgun.
China is going to be a Real Problem in the next 20 – 30 years. In this context, I consider Real to be synonymous with World Domination. The Chinese are many things, but they are not stupid, and they are patient.
It amazes me that most new college graduates don’t know shit about computers.
I think we’ll see a nuclear detonation, in anger, within the next 5 years.
I think the Star Trek Communicator will be here sooner than later.
Everyone should read, “The World is Flat”, by Thomas L. Friedman.
I think ALL airlines should stop serving peanuts…Anaphylactic Shock is some Bad Bad Juju, and often fatal. If you can’t go without peanuts while airborne, you’ve got some other problems.
We will experience another terrorist attack on the magnitude of 9/11.
I think we’re fucked if we elect a Democrat in 2008.
I will beat the shit out of anyone I see burning the flag.
Illegal Immigration needs to be stopped…by whatever means. Build two fences with a minefield between ‘em. Whatever it takes.
We should pull most of the military out of Germany and put ‘em on the Canadian border.
Friends are the most important things in the world.
Everyone should have a passport
We should back-up on all this foreign aid.
I would have no problem if we nuked Iran. None whatsoever.
This religious war is going to get worse before it gets better. If we don’t adapt to their rules…no way we can win.
Peace and Harmony is bullshit, in this day and age, unless you’re talking about two people.
Jimmy Carter was the worst President we’ve ever had. Fucking Pussy.
I’ve made some true friends through this blogging thing.
Everyone should take a “passport trip” once a year.
Every time I play golf, I have at least one shot that keeps me coming back.
I’m a lucky man to have the Juju Lady.
That is all…for now.
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April 03, 2007
Stretch's Birthday
Today Stretch completed another lap around the sun.
The little bastard rascal stole my apple.
I would punish him...but I can't catch him, and I ain't gonna shoot him. That little fucker is fast, and can turn on a dime.
Life is but a game to him. Could be worse.
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March 25, 2007
The Week In Review
I won a MAJOR battle waged upon me by a hateful fucking sidewalklicking slut bitch. Some people have the Cruel Gene…unfortunate, but true. Do not fuck with Yabu. I’m all about honor and the truth. For all intents and purposes, she is done. See ‘ya later on that one. This cunt is THE ONLY person I will not open a door for. Fucking bitch deserved it. If I call anyone a “cunt”…I’m really really pissed! Again, I’m honorable.
I tilled my garden and put about 400 – 500 lbs. of cow shit and topsoil on it…also, expanded it about 20%. I can get two runs of green beans, etc. while maintaining my usual (LY) production, before I convert to fall garden mode. This is going to be a good one.
Christina and Dash’s house DID NOT burn to the ground…, which happened the last time I sent some rockets south. This is a good thing.
My Chou Baby pointed me in the right direction to rip some Supersuckers tunes. Pretty Fucked Up…stealing stuff…but I was in a hurry.
The Mocking Birds are fucking…it is the time of year…better than dive-bombing my puppy. So are the tree rats, I’m shooting the fuck out of ‘em. a big box of .177 hollow points is very cool.
Nobody called me a pussy…FUCK YOU to all of you snakehandlingmotherfuckers…you know who you are. Just kidding. Fuck you anyway!
Bwahahahahahah!
I’ve had some database inconsistencies that have been bothering me for a while. I figured them out…no worries. The light was turned on. That shit is now nonexistent.
Made some coin in the stock market.
Cooked some great meals.
I’m still one with myself.
Life is good.
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March 21, 2007
One Bad-Ass Ride
I found this over at Neptune Lex's crib.
...There is no aircraft in any country’s inventory that could stand up to it in a dog fight.
- Retired USAF MGEN Hank Stelling
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March 20, 2007
Gossip
Yabu loves women but...did you know that women can invent shit, and once enough of 'em agree on invented shit...it becomes FACT.
Yabu is in no way down on the girls...Yabu is all about the truth.
He said She said is some Bad Bad Juju. Off the truck and under the bus is also some Bad Bad Juju.
Yabu also knows that when an inventor begins a conversation with "You said", you better be paying close attention to what happens in the next 30 seconds.
Of course, Bad Bad Juju can mean many things, both positive and negative.
Yabu says Fuck It...he's going to go launch a rocket.
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March 18, 2007
Thanks Joe
I sometimes drink when I have occasion and all the time when I do not.-Yabu
Do you have that Big Ass Gun in your hand?
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March 11, 2007
Pretty Fucked Up
Hey, I'm Pretty Fucked Up.... since I didn't get to make the infamous Rattlesnake Roundup.
At least I didn’t get stiffed...this time...I hope you boys and your snakes had a good time, and had some folding money...and some cold beverages...and some fun.
I loves me a good meet-up!
Sometimes, you have to do what you have to do.
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March 02, 2007
Shredders
I guess everyone needs a shredder nowadays. So much sensitive shit coming in the mail.
Identity theft is some bad bad juju.
I use to just bag it and burn it…the ultimate shredder is fire. But, my Bitch informed me the last time I did a load that it smelled really really bad. It was just the normal stuff you’d receive in the mail.
Anyway, I bought a shredder…a decent one I thought…300 bucks…I destroyed it in 15 minutes. I kid you not, that fucker was as dead as dead could be. I even followed the directions…piece of shit, I say. I did get my money back.
I have a friend of mine who is employed by the CIA…no kidding. Do you think he can get me a deal on the real deal?
Shredders are overrated…Fire is not…it works every time.
I’m gonna have to set the Juju Lady straight on this matter.
Does anyone have any experience with the destruction of sensitive material?
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March 01, 2007
Light & Dark & Euorpe & Africa
In the following, I changed two words...Black to White, and African to European.
Could Obama be a racist? No?
From Obama's church:
We are a congregation which is Unashamedly White and Unapologetically Christian... Our roots in the White religious experience and tradition are deep, lasting and permanent. We are an European people, and remain "true to our native land," the mother continent, the cradle of civilization. God has superintended our pilgrimage through the days of slavery, the days of segregation, and the long night of racism. It is God who gives us the strength and courage to continuously address injustice as a people, and as a congregation. We constantly affirm our trust in God through cultural expression of a white worship service and ministries which address the White Community.Trinity United Church of Christ adopted the White Value System written by the Manford Byrd Recognition Committee chaired by Vallmer Jordan in 1981. We believe in the following 12 precepts and covenantal statements. These White Ethics must be taught and exemplified in homes, churches, nurseries and schools, wherever Whites are gathered. They must reflect on the following concepts:
1. Commitment to God
2. Commitment to the White Community
3. Commitment to the White Family
4. Dedication to the Pursuit of Education
5. Dedication to the Pursuit of Excellence
6. Adherence to the White Work Ethic
7. Commitment to Self-Discipline and Self-Respect
8. Disavowal of the Pursuit of "Middleclassness"
9. Pledge to make the fruits of all developing and acquired skills available to the White Community
10. Pledge to Allocate Regularly, a Portion of Personal Resources for Strengthening and Supporting White Institutions
11. Pledge allegiance to all White leadership who espouse and embrace the White Value System
12. Personal commitment to embracement of the White Value System.The Pastor as well as the membership of Trinity United Church of Christ is committed to a 10-point Vision:
1. A congregation committed to ADORATION.
2. A congregation preaching SALVATION.
3. A congregation actively seeking RECONCILIATION.
4. A congregation with a non-negotiable COMMITMENT TO EUROPE.
5. A congregation committed to BIBLICAL EDUCATION.
6. A congregation committed to CULTURAL EDUCATION.
7. A congregation committed to the HISTORICAL EDUCATION OF EUROPEAN PEOPLE IN DIASPORA.
8. A congregation committed to LIBERATION.
9. A congregation committed to RESTORATION.
10. A congregation working towards ECONOMIC PARITY.
Go below for the originals.
Obama...Hypocrite!!!
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February 23, 2007
Weapons Ban
Tip of the Fedora to Big Dick
"Every vote for a Democrat is a vote to give up your guns, always, period, no exceptions"
- sasafras
Go read the the comments posted to the Assault Weapons Ban and Law Enforcement Protection Act of 2007
There might be some reality in there.
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February 20, 2007
Overheard
Quote by the Juju Lady...
"When my tanks reach the city…they kill everything"
Of course she was playing Civilization, but you never know.
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Pots And Bullets
I loves me a nice Revolver. Loves them I do.
You wouldn't believe what a 357 will do to a flower pot(s).
Just ask my Squeeze. Good thing I was out of bullets.
Damn, I've got to go shopping tomorrow.
Need both.
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February 16, 2007
I Wonder How This Happened?
My Bitch got this for Valentine's Day.
She said: "What are we going to do...build something, or take something apart?"
Good question.
I love it when a plan comes together.
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February 13, 2007
Happy V-Day V-Man
I hope you will all join me in wishing Velociman a Happy Valentine’s Day.
He looks good in pink, ya think?
I originally used this totem pole to oust the evil homosexual fag demons that Ernest Angley convinced me were lurking in the background. Then I met Velociworld…I wish Velociman had a single personality, but that would be to the shy. Velociworld is many things, and I swear to the Maker, the fuckers are all nuts.
Sayonara
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February 10, 2007
Close, But No Cigar
I just returned from a couple of weeks where the high was less than 10 degrees, and the low was way below zero. With the wind, it was just damn brutal. I don’t mind the cold, I never have, but it feels good to be back home…low of 18 and a high of 49. Much better, there is a big difference between –25 wind chill, and no wind chill to speak of. Yeah, yeah, I packed and dressed for it, but still, huge difference between –18 and 18. You can die a lot faster in the former. You get caught outside in that less than zero shit…you’re in some bad bad juju.
Anyway, this morning my phone rang…the landline…the Fax picked it up, as it should, and gave ‘em an ear screech. I love it when that happens. Seconds later, my cell phone rings…it’s my neighbor…she says, “There are deer in my backyard…they’re acting like they are going to jump though my kitchen window”. As long as I’ve lived here, I’ve never seen a deer in my neighborhood. Never! I said, what do you want me to do, shoot ‘em? She replied. “No, I don’t like venison.” Bwahahahahahahah!!!!
Immediately after my laugh, she said,”they just jumped your fence…they’re right next to your back porch. Sure enough, they were, and I’m not talking about those little bitty deer they have down south…I’m talking about full-grown North Carolina White Tails. One buck and a couple of his bitches. She said, “What are you going to do”. I said, shoot the buck for sure, maybe get lucky and get the other two….no no no…just kidding…I’m gonna whip out my secret weapon.
Me: “C’mon Stretch, we’ve got deer in the backyard.” My boy is at the back door in the kitchen in less than two seconds. I lift him, and gave him a view of the deer from the windows above the sink, and asked him if he was ready to slow dance. Now, he’s never seen anything like a deer, but he is fearless. I swear to the Maker he is fearless. We do this routine all the time with squirrels, but not with deer. I let him down, and he backs up a few feet…he knows when I open the door…he needs a little speed out of the gate…so to speak. He likes horse racing.
I open the door and he left the porch like an FA-18 leaving the deck of a carrier.
Immediately, one of ‘em jumped the fence, but the other two were confused and broke for the back…where there is nothing but trees along the fence line. He was relentless, and got pretty damn close before he ran ‘em back toward the house. They bolted over the fence as well, but Stretch is swaggering around like he owns the world. I guess that’s why I call my backyard the Stretchengeti.
Anyone ever seen a Dachshund chase deer? Me neither. It was hilarious.
Stretch is downtown with some Juju.
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February 04, 2007
Wierd Shit
Did not get tagged by Choubaby That's a fact.
THE RULES: Each player of this game starts with the six weird things about yourself. People who get tagged need to write a blogpost of their own six weird things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose six people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says 'you are tagged’ in their comments and tell them to read your blog.
Did I get that right?
OK:
1) I’m a black man trapped in a white man’s body. Too much banana, black howling ass monkeys, and all that goes with ‘em…including the wiggle on the dance floor.
2) I like to drink Gatorade, at room temperature, in the middle of the night.
3) I was a packrat. No more. Threw ALL that shit away yesterday. I feel good, like you knew I would.
4) I have NEVER called a woman “Dude”
5) I believe I’m a great righter, and my time will come. I can not wait.
6) I really don’t give a shit about much of anything, except my Bitch and my friends.
Tag six people...Nah...I'm in a relationship...Bwahahahahahahah!!!
I do loves me my Choubaby!!!
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January 28, 2007
We're Way Past Sanctions...
...negotiations, the United Nations, and the Left.
"If you will not fight for the right when you can easily win without bloodshed; if you will not fight when your victory will be sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a small chance of survival. There may even be a worse case; you may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves."
--Winston Churchill
If the Democrats win the election, they will surrender. No doubt about it. We must play by, and adapt to, our enemy’s rules, and if that means crossing borders to do it, so be it. Radical Islam knows no borders. If that means killing everyone, including women and children, amongst whom the IslamoFascist terrorist pigs hide to shield their coward-ass hooded faces, so be it.
It is not the Republicans against the Democrats; it’s freedom and our way of life that’s at stake here. Think about the children, their future.
To all you liberal pussies, remember this…Islam will not allow you to smoke dope or stick flowers down the barrels of their guns, but they will allow you to grow poppies. Make some cash for the cause…the better to kill you with.
Hijacked or not, the followers of Islam started it…with the help of Jimmy Carter.
One more thing: The MSM seems to be more concerned about the goings on of American celebrities, etc., than the future of America. WTF is going on with that?
What is this world coming to?
There is no solution to this mess without shedding some blood. If you don’t understand this most basic fact, you need to get your ass outta my country…cause these pigs aren’t gonna stop until you're dead.
If you want to cut and run…please do…and I hope you’re on the receiving end of some Bad Bad Juju.
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January 26, 2007
Cold...Fucking Cold.
It’s all about the latitude.
I have no problem with cold weather. I enjoy it to an extent, but fucking 8 degrees with minus 10+ degrees wind-chill is, well, just plain bone chilling. I have the appropriate clothing, layers and silk, and you still can’t escape it. It is double fucking cold. You need to cover all exposed flesh…look like you’re robbing a bank.
I’m on the shore of a Great Lake…the wind is blowing like all get-out; all but the main roads are like a hockey rink, and even the locals are bitchin’.
I’m outta here in the early morning…maybe. Thanks are to the Maker.
The wind makes all the difference in the world. It will cut you in half.
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January 17, 2007
Evil Masquerading
Witnit has put up a 3-part BBC video (Undercover Mosque) that documents the ideology of bigotry and intolerance that is spreading in British Mosques.
I agree completely with him. Are there any moderate Muslims? If so, where are they? I guess if there are any, they’re content to continue to allow their religion to be hijacked by a mob of “jealous of the West pigs”. I say if this IslamoFascist scum wants to live in the 7th century; we should help ‘em out.
Like my good friend Denny said, “I would have no problem with nuking Mecca”, but I think Tehran should be first, preferably when Nancy Pelosi is over there on a peace / surrender mission.
The West is going to have to make a stand. We either fight ‘em over there, or we fight ‘em over here…but we’re going to have to fight. The choice is ours.
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January 16, 2007
OUR RUSSIAN FRIENDS...
...are a bunch of whores. As I've said before here and here, and many other places.
I will argue that a state of the art fucking missile defense system is, in fact, sensitive technology.
And we let them get away with it. We are fucking crazy.
Sanctions DO NOT work, period.
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December 30, 2006
One Thing About Iraq
I'll give 'em credit for killing that pig pretty quick. If it were here, he would've died of old age.
Hanging was way too humane...I would've burned him at the stake, fed him to the sharks, or fed him feet first into a meat grinder.
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The Next Logical Move
You should go read this and this and ALL the comments.
I'm serious.
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December 26, 2006
I'm Road-Tripping...
...for a few days.
I'll raise one to you all.
Cool Runnings!
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December 21, 2006
Winter Solstice
For us in the Northern Hemisphere, today is the shortest day of the year. The sun is directly over the Tropic of Capricorn in the Southern Hemisphere.
For those of you in the Southern Hemisphere, today is the longest day of the year. The sun is directly over the Tropic of Cancer in the Northern Hemisphere.
So, the terms Winter Solstice and Summer Solstice are ambiguous since the Winter Solstice of one hemisphere is the Summer Solstice of the other.
I'm just sayin'
Anyway, good time for a night launch.
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December 06, 2006
Got My Tree
The proper way to harvest your Christmas tree is with 12 Guage 3 inch 00BK.
Also, it will make you smile.
I'm just sayin'
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December 05, 2006
Linking
Tip of the hat to GUYK for this link.
I'm downtown with numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, and 13.
Anyway, food for thought. We've got a big ass mess going on right now.
Gotta do something, and we gotta start somewhere.
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December 03, 2006
This Fucker Is Crazy
I swear on everything I hold dear, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is fucking crazy. This fruitcake is dangerous.
He will press the button, and we cannot allow that to happen. He is pushing us to the brink...mark my words.
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The Life Clock
I am now, almost, 31,622,400 seconds, 527,040 minutes, 8784 hours...older than I was last year.
It has been a great year.
I'm still old enough to know better, and too young to resist.
Cool Runnings!
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November 30, 2006
The Rules Changed...
..many years ago...when that fucking pussy Jimmy Carter dropped the ball on November 4, 1979 .
No shit...
People need to understand that Islam, radical or not, (apparently there is no moderate) knows no borders. The war in Iran was a big mistake. Yes it was. We should've gone after the muslims, wherever they are. They know this, and therefore, they believe us to be weak. We are at war; does the MSM not understand this? The IslamoFascists will not stop until they're dead. They have nothing to lose.
Fuck the MSM, FOX included. Fuck 'em. Are the American people really more interested in what Britney Spears is doing, or an alligator eating a crack dirtball and the hero deputies who saved the life of this piece of shit? They should've let the gator feed. I know, I know...they didn't know the guy was a crack head until they rescued him. But, then they should've thrown him back in.
We can win, but as I've said many times before...we must adapt to their tactics. If they hide amongst women and children...then the women and children become valid targets as well...and they will get killed. Dead.
I'm sick and tired of hearing there is no solution. There is a solution. We must crush these motherfuckers at whatever the cost.
Personally, it's not me I'm worried about, but our future generations...well, that's another story.
I think if Muslims want to live in the 7th century, we ought to help 'em out and make that happen. We can do it. We can win.
Fuck a bunch of world opinion...we must do the right thing...we must ensure the survival of our values...of our way of life. We must do whatever is necessary.
It is time to slow dance.
If we don't do something now, they will wreck our economy, and worse.
Do I feel better now?...not really.
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November 21, 2006
Mexicans
My good friend is downtown with this. Short and sweet.
Bottom line is: you’ve got to watch Cripples and Mexicans.
Bwahahahahahaah!!!
HE IS SO RIGHT!!!
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November 17, 2006
Jawja Blodgers
Although I'm not from Georgia, I have lived there. I, like many others, am adopted. You others know who you are.
We need an anthem. I propose this in honor of you know who.
Now...I want some feedback. We can't be tight without a battle cry.
What should be the cry? I'm serious, if we can do shirts and invent words...we need a tune.
Just a thought.
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November 16, 2006
The Will To Fight
Fat in Indiana has a good post up which asks the question:
Have we lost our will to fight?
Go read it.
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November 15, 2006
My New Toy
I went "out" and played with my new toy today.
It is some bad bad juju. I mean...some really really Bad Bad Juju.
Trust me...you DO NOT want to be on the receiving end of this puppy.
Trust me on this...SWEET!
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November 13, 2006
Juju Weather
Yabu get up at the crack of dawn to fly away. Yabu checked flight schedules before he left. Everything was cool. Yabu arrive at airport to find delays at connecting airport. No way Yabu was going to make his connection. No way Yabu was going to meet up with his 2nd leg companion...she was delayed from another city as well. No way Yabu was going to put up with this shit. Yabu calls the woman he was going to meet for the last leg, and tells her to break for cover. She thanks Yabu.
Yabu say to ticket boy, "Fuck It, pull my bag".
Yabu home.
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November 10, 2006
Foot in Mouth
My Bitch and me are headed over to see our good friend, The Grouchy Old Cripple, for dinner tonight. I asked if I could bring a nice bottle of wine when I realized that’s like asking Christina if she needs help in the kitchen.
Damn…foot in mouth…but I can take out the trash.
Bwahahahahahahah!!!
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November 09, 2006
2 Fucking Hours
15 miles round trip.
2 fucking hours.
And I know my way around. I've lived in this nightmare before.
2 fucking hours.
Do you believe that?
2 fucking hours to go 15 miles.
ATL sucks big time.
I didn't like it when I lived here, and I like it less now.
Same ol' song and dance.
When I said, "I'll crawl over broken glass to get out of Atlanta", I was right.
Who in their right mind would choose to live in this fucking place?
Atlanta can kiss my ass...so can the airport.
I'll be reviewing Boston, again, next Monday.
Fuck a bunch of this shit!!!
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My Brother...
Just picking on Eric the Blade Shovel
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I-285
I'd forgotten how fucked up Atlanta traffic is during rush hours...and I do mean hours. It is a damn NASCAR race one minute, and a parking lot the next. I'm glad I'm armed. These people are crazy.
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November 03, 2006
I feel like shit…
…and you would to if this motherfucker showed up on your door step and you drank about nine fucking thousand beers with him.
I will say this, “My dog loves his neck?.
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!
Fuck....round two tonight.
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November 01, 2006
7 Words
John Kerry is a Piece of Shit.
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October 21, 2006
Four Guns
Question:
If you (had your choice of) could have only four guns, for life, what would they be? And why.
I'm curious.
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October 16, 2006
Eric The Shovel
Eric the Blade temporarily morphed into Eric the Shovel.
Me, Dax, Velociman, and T1G “camped out in the back?. It was double-fucking cold. After 3 hours of sleep, (it was too cold to sleep in the 8 person tent that Dax built…too far away from the fire…not his fault…we had no idea it was going to get that cold.), but I awoke with about a quarter of an inch of frost on my sleeping bag and no nuts. Brother Dax was still in a chair…Velociman was falling out of his…T1G was on the outside looking in. Did I say it was cold? Real damn cold! I mean really really damn cold. It was so cold we were burning everything in sight. Lucky for Eric we couldn’t see his wood flowerpots in the dark, or they would now be ash.
Anyway:
Eric tapped out about 2:30 am, and the aforementioned (including his wife), continued down the “doing shots? path until the birds were chirping. We were in rare form…laughing and freezing our Asses off at the same time.
7:00 am.
I look out of my bag and hear and see Eric. He’s standing there with a fucking shovel, a blade, and a gun tucked into the small of his back, and he says, “I want to know who fucked UP my wife?. Looked like the Grim Reaper.
Pay particular attention to “UP?, because that is the key.
It was all a joke, but he had me going for a while.
More later…. but I will say…I had a GREAT time, although the food sucked.
Just kidding!!!
I had about 15 hours of sleep in 5 days…for any of you who haven’t been to one of these blogmeets…I would suggest some practice and training beforehand. Also, come well armed.
I kid you not.
The bottom line:
No one was knifed, shot, or had the shit beat out of 'em with a shovel.
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October 11, 2006
Be Back Later
I'm heading to yet another Blogmeet hosted by Eric the Blade.
I’ve got my Brown Recluse (Loxosceles reclusa) around my neck and plenty of bullets....and a rocket.
BREAK LEFT!!!
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October 08, 2006
Velocity x Travel Time = Distance
Location Is Everything
I've been playing around with a new toy...A pocket Global Positioning System (GPS). It uses a network of satellites that continuously transmit information to it, so it is possible to precisely identify exactly where I am on Earth by measuring the distance from the satellites.
This technology was originally developed for the military, but now anyone can take advantage of it. Sweet.
In a nutshell, there are 3 basic segments to GPS.
1. The Space Segment which consists of the Satellites.
2. The Control Segment which consists of the Ground Stations
3. The User Segment which is me holding my new toy.
WHERE and how FAR AWAY:
My GPS toy only has to know two things:
1. Where the satellites are in orbit (location)
2. How far away they are from my unit (distance)
By knowing these two things, it can determine my position on earth. Kind of like counting the seconds between a lightning flash and thunder to determine how far away the storm is...I think. Time of Arrival.
Amazing!!!
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Acoustic Advantage
I gotta get one of these.
They only cost about 5 Billion each.
But, I'll take one of these with the photonics masts.
They only cost about 3 Billion each.
I'll save about 2 Billion, and get more Bad Bad Juju for the slap.
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October 07, 2006
Remember One Thing
"Hurling yourself against that which you fear most is the only way to overcome it."
Be it a woman, financial problems, a dentist, heights, the dark, an addiction, or whatever...the only way to come to terms with your fears or problems is to face them head on.
If you don't, you are the problem. All problems can be solved.
I know some people who are having some difficulty with the realities of certain situations.
They need to get in the fucking game.
I'm just sayin'
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September 29, 2006
Timber
I feel like I’ve had the shit beat out of me.
Last night, we had a hell of a storm. My woman said to me, “you’re not going to believe this, but it is snowing.? I turned on the eve lights and, sure enough, it was snowing. About 30 seconds later, it started hailing, and I mean really hailing, and blowing about fifty. I know fifty, because I spent many years racing sailboats. It was blowing the squirrels out of the trees.
I have a 5-year-old oak tree, conceived by an acorn, right next to my house. 25 feet tall, with a 4-inch trunk .I left it there to monitor its growth.
That tree was bent double from the wind, which means my power lines were about to be ripped from the side of my house. It was whipping around like a teen-aged boy.
I grabbed a saw, and headed out to cut that fucker down. Once outside, the hail is slamming me like get out of town…I needed body armor, because I’m under attack by God. Relentless. I’m sawing as fast as I can…the hail is slamming me as fast as it can…I’m barefooted and cold, but that fucker came down…all I had to do was saw it three quarters of the way, climb up several feet, and yank with all my might. That fucker came down all right…right on top of me. My ass was lying in a flowerbed with a fucking adolescent Oak tree that had me pinned.
It would’ve been quicker to use my 12 gauge, but my central heat and air unit would now be history.
Anyway, I love to shoot down trees.
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September 03, 2006
The Proper Way To Pour French Wine
OUT!!!
I love doing shit like this.
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August 31, 2006
VPN’s, Tunnels, and the Left Coast
I believe in security…big time, but let me tell you…Virtual Private Networks can get complicated. Really really complicated. Getting everything to sync is a challenge to say the least, especially when you have traveling remote users who login from Hotel, Somewhere. But I do loves me a challenge, and a nice tunnel.
I’m still double fucking double ass busy. Having to charge my Blackberry three times a day.
Anyway, Newt Gingrich said, and I couldn’t agree more, that a powerful Pelosi “would be a disaster?
He said the thought of California Rep. Nancy Pelosi becoming the next leader of the House and being third in line to the presidency is frightening.
"The prospect of her bringing San Francisco values and a whole attitude on foreign policy that is, I think, an attitude of weakness and appeasement and surrender, I think, would be a disaster for the country"
I couldn’t agree more.
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August 25, 2006
Still Way Too Busy
You have 9 golf balls. 8 of which are equal in weight.
The ninth is slightly heavier then the rest.
You also have a balancing scale.
Can you use this scale two times and only two times in order to tell which ball is heavier?
C'mon...I know you can.
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August 23, 2006
Too Damn Busy
Apples for Apples
A man was asked what price per 100 he paid for some apples.
His reply was as follows: "If they had been 4 cents more per 100 I should have got five less for $1.20."
Can you say what the price was per 100?
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August 19, 2006
Wiggle My Wine
My woman made a little extra folding money last week...so I just dropped a grand on her birthday present a catdaddy Bose 10 speaker surround sound system. It is up and running, and it is way too sweet. This deal moves the wine in my glass, as does she. Actually, her birthday present is a surprise, but it sounded good.
Now, I guess I’ll have to move my “old? Klipsch Horns into the bedroom. It could be worse. If those Horns could talk…I’d be in jail.
Now that is truly some Bad Bad Juju.
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August 18, 2006
Three Words
As some of you know, I've been working on the 2nd most complex project of my life. Over the last five days I've cut to the chase.
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Comments
Seriously...you have to read these.
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