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First And Last

Yabu — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:01:15 +0000

The first and last professional football game I watched this year:

I don’t follow professional football any more. I don’t give a shit about watching a bunch of overly paid, ~~mostly~~ almost illiterate and definitely arrogant, people who think they are so important bashing into each other. When does Money make you smart? Does (the most) money make your opinions true? I think not. Football and politics are all about perceived power. I don’t give a shit about someone who makes millions a year and believes he or she has answers. They believe they know everything. They believe they are entitled, they believe money makes them right. I call bullshit.

Having said that…I did watch the game last night. I didn’t have a dog in the hunt, and could care less which team won…I just wanted to see a good game…and a good game it was. I watched it from start to finish, and it was a great contest. I was on the edge of my seat many times.

Does more money make you right?

Hell if I know, I guess we should defer to the actors in Hollywood and elsewhere to explain exactly why that is. Athletes as well.

Great game though, I enjoyed it. I guess I’m a hypocrite.

WHOA!

Yabu — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:43:55 +0000

I’ve had some recent communications in the last few days from some people around here. Their idea, not mine. They want to back me, and want me to get into local politics. They want to vote for me if I do. They really want me to do it, and they are serious. They want me to explain my views to the public. They want me to tell it like it is from my perspective to others. They want me to run for some local office. They believe they can get me elected. I take that as a compliment, and I can pass a background check, but I told ‘em I say “fuck” too much and have been known to talk about the good thing on occasion. They told me that wasn’t a problem, they could fix it. Fix it how? What needs to be fixed? Damn weird is all I can say. I have been known to be a tad bit opinionated on occasion, but these fuckers are serious. So, just for the sake of curiosity, I will meet with them. This will be a good one.

This offer came out of the blue, but I will investigate it further. It is a 99% no go, but I will listen to what they have to say, and why they think I can help them. Weird stuff happens.

Very fucking interesting, if I don’t say so myself.

The Juju Woman says it best, “those people are fucking crazy, but maybe not”. I love that woman.

Voodoo

Yabu — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 22:57:11 +0000

I’m (unseen) on the leeward (port) side fighting the foresail. I was trimming that day. I can tell you, I was getting wet…soaking damn wet…almost knocked off the boat wet, and I was wearing a harness. This was a fast and powerful boat, and she would take everything out of you. As you can see, we had some “meat” on the high side, but not enough. She would take you all the way to your limits. Masthead rig, as opposed to Fractional. All said and done, we had ten of us on her, and we couldn’t tame her. When we popped the chute downwind, it was all about hanging on and watching everything. It was a small boat, a Wavelength 30, but she had a temper. I’m telling you, it took at least ten people to calm her down in a good blow, but she would haul ass if you treated her right, and got her balanced out. Hell, I guess she had too much sail, or we flew too much sail. Probably the latter.

Anyway, we took some girlie girls for a ride on occasion…they did not come back for more, none of ‘em. They said that (and we were) was fucking crazy, and couldn’t possibly believe anyone would want to do that. One of ‘em once, needed some stitches, and we were going to sew her up…and she flipped all the way out. I mean she really lost her shit…couldn’t stand the sight of her blood. Went absolutely ballistic on us. Hell, one of the crew was a MD, doing his internship at a local hospital in the emergency room…he knew how to clean and sew. Never saw her again. I think she was a tad bit traumatized, but she did go get some stitches at a hospital. It was just her hand.

I wouldn’t know, but I’ve been told that riding a sailboat in a good blow in like riding a wild ass bronco. I’ve never ridden a bull, but I’ve ridden some sailboats that made me want to talk to The Maker.

This picture doesn’t do her justice, but it’s the only one I can find right now.

Too much fun…I still loves me some VOODOO.

More Glass

Yabu — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:12:26 +0000

I realize most people could care less about stained glass. I happen to like it. So, here’s another one from the Juju Woman. It’s going to one of her sisters.

It's about 12in.X12.in

Born With An Ear

Yabu — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 20:58:40 +0000

Desiree’ Bassett is 14 or 15 years old and amazing. I think she’s 19 now, no matter. It is said she has absolute pitch, or perfect pitch, which is the ability to name or reproduce a tone without reference to an external standard. No Shit! Search for her on YouTube, she can piss with the big dogs.

She says about the following video: “Just for fun, working on tone and stuff. A Celion Dion song.”

The sound is bad on this one, but it does illustrate how she can hold her own.

Missing

Yabu — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 15:43:06 +0000

I’m gonna have to call in the Juju detectives and Juju inspectors. In the House of Juju I have some stuff missing. A pair of my favorite shoes, a nice Buck 5 or 6 inch folding knife (the titanium one is not missing) , my channel lock pliers, and some tweezers, and a pair of cheaters. I got a high-beam light out to search everywhere. No luck. They have vanished in the last couple of weeks. Very mysterious. I can pretty much tell you, it wasn’t Stretch. Stretch is not a stealer or hider. I swear to The Maker, it might be Aliens. There was not a physical break-in. I can not find my stuff. I never lose anything. Very strange, this is. I have looked everywhere. I leave my shoes in the same place everyday. I leave my knives in the same place all the time. Same goes for the tweezers. WITF would steal tweezers. I use ‘em to finish off knots.

Just plain damn strange is all I can say.

Two Questions

Yabu — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 16:21:31 +0000

Please respond in the comments. I’m curious.

1. What has had the greatest impact on you life, Broadband Internet, or the Cell Phone?

2. If the Internet, or Cell Phone communications went down for a week, a month, or a year, or longer…what do you think would happen? Think big and small.

The Ultimate Four Wheel Drive…

Yabu — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 17:25:46 +0000

…is the Icelandic Horse. When the Juju Woman and I were in Iceland, these were our horses. Mine, with the white stripe, was named “The Dream”, hers was named “The Wanderer”. They’re damn near sure-footed. It’s snowing, sleeting, ice pelleting, blowing, and cold. They never missed a step, and we were traveling over some harsh terrain…ice fields, lava deserts,,,etc. These horses have a couple more gears (gaits) than other horses. They are known as the “five-gaited” breed. When you shift one into the “tölt”, the “ambling gait”, it is a great ride. Smooth, but fast. They’re different to ride, comfortable, but different. Shorter, longer haired, and thicker coated, you would be if you had to live in those conditions. The Icelandic horse has evolved over the years…since about the 9th century.

If you ever have the opportunity to take one for a ride, go for it…I highly recommend it.

A Commission From The Juju Woman

Yabu — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 12:12:39 +0000

The Juju Woman made this kaleidoscope for an internet friend. Never met her face to face, and she inquired about one after she saw a picture I posted not long ago. It has an extra wheel, and the wheels are reversible, so it like having four in one. I didn’t post it until she received it, wanted it to be a surprise.

She said…“Love it, Love it, Love it!! It is so amazing to look through, so unexpected…This is like one big piece of candy.”

Now that, is a compliment, and we thank her for that.

When she builds any glass, if it’s not a total surprise, we only ask one question…What are your favorite colors? Helps with the glass selection, if you know what I mean. They are all one of a kind.

It’s about 10 inches wheel to tail.

State Of The Clowns

Yabu — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 01:28:52 +0000

Did anyone watch the State Of The Clown speech the other night. What a fucking repetitive joke. Jokes are only (usually) good the first time you hear ‘em.

Anyway, here’s my buddy Sire, the Head Rib Cooker. He doesn’t light the grill until he’s had about eight beers or so, and that ain’t no joke. This guy is serious about his ribs. He doesn’t know his age, or where he was born, but he can damn sure cook. He also doesn’t know his “given” name. Interesting guy. He’s not “book smart”, but he’s wise in other ways. He was dropped off on a island when he was a baby. No formal education whatsoever, but a very smart guy. We became friends. He’s hard to understand, because his “language” is a combination of English, French, Dutch, and Spanish. When I can’t understand him, I go to sign. He has basically invented his own way of communicating. Hell, it works.