I’m talking “lost in space”. Unbelievable.

A shot of BBBC to my friend Jimbo.

I know many anti-gun people, and I just don’t get it. I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again…“better to have one and not need it, than to need one and not have it”. You never know what will happen, but when it happens, it happens fast. Just remember, you will not have enough time to unlock a gun safe and load a weapon. You’ll be dead by then. Just something to keep in mind.

Why are some people so anti-gun? I would really like to know. It makes no common sense to me. It’s like drinking water out of your cupped hands, when there is a glass at your elbow.

But, the point of this post is about Pooter. Pooter is a short-haired mutt dog that belongs to a friend of mine. He weighs about forty pounds. Great doggie. My friend, who has some folding money, decided he wanted to ride a Jet Ski from the Statue of Liberty to Miami. Looking for a Guinness World Record, for the hell of it. He bought a cigarette boat, modified the transom so he could drive up on it to refuel. He made it…he was on that fucking ski from dawn to dusk, everyday. He also had a big-ass tour bus monitoring his position as he went south. It stayed on the coast roads, and they had some catdaddy communication equipment. Interesting trip.

Back to my story.

After he got his record, he had the boat moved to a large lake in Tennessee. We did some joy riding…this boat was fast…I’m talking smuggling fast. I’m talking Miami Vice fast. I’ve driven it many times, and it is by far the fastest boat I’ve ever been on. Pretty stable at speed as well.

First, I need to say, we love and protect our animals. We will kill for them, but sometimes shit happens. We’d been doing a little cove hopping one day, the weather turned bad, and we broke for the dock. We floored it, and I’m telling you, when you put the gas to this puppy, it would scream the scream you like. Pooter always liked to ride on the back…on the cushion that covered the cockpit stern. No big deal, we’d done this a million times. He was the boat dog.

We slow down as we approach the dock, it was raining and blowing like hell, and discover Pooter and the cushion are missing. Damn, you can give me all the shit you want, but we immediately did a 180, and floored it. We fucked up, we knew it, and it will never happen again. So, we’re doing about 80 or 90 mph down the lake (full tilt, as fast as we could go) when I spot something in the dead center middle. We thought it might be a log, but no, it was a dog.

Pooter and his cushion obviously blew off the boat. Pooter found the cushion and somehow managed to get on it, balance himself, and wait for us to come get him. He knew we’d be coming back. He knew we would, and he was right. Lesson learned…don’t give me any shit. Pooter now has a harness that will keep him aboard. No way he can blow off. He’s a great dog…he had to have hit the water at a HIGH rate of speed. Shit, we were doing 80+…in 40 knot winds. FUCKING CRAZY. We were just about airborne.

I feel bad about this, but it turned out okay, and for that I’m grateful. One of those things that most people wouldn’t want to admit. I’m all about the truth.

Anyway, here’s a pimped out mirror the Juju Woman made. The dog in the reflection is Stretch’s buddy Lionel, a Wheaten Terrier. Good dog he is. You ought to see ‘em when they get together. Just plain damn too funny.

The Juju Woman doesn’t pimp everything out…no she doesn’t, but I told her she should add some fur to some of ‘em. She threatened to cut me.

So, Marianne Gingrich has said she could end her ex-husband’s career with a single interview. She granted ABC news that interview. Why in the fuck would she want to do that. I guess, revenge. Is she lying, or not? Who knows? Who cares? I’ll tell you cares…the liberal media, that’s who. They’re bottom feeders. So ABC is going to air the interview before the SC primary. Is that “unethical”, hell if I know, but it sure is “poor taste”. ABC wants to do as much damage as possible. They benefit from liberalism. The liberals are running scared. Hell, he got a divorce in 1999, so what? Clinton got a blow-job in the Oval Office while he was married, was impeached, and ABC stood by him. That’s hypocritical if you ask me. Once we let the media encourage or make decisions for the people, we’re fucked. This is not news, it’s gossip.

I like Newt. I think he’s the smartest of all the GOP candidates, but I will vote for my neighbors dog before I vote for Obama. I would love to see him debate Obama, and I would like to see kids earning some cash and learning some discipline by keeping their schools clean…if you get my drift…so to say.

These liberals make me want to blow a vein in my head. I just do not understand how people can be so shallow.

If you want to buy my gas and pay my mortgage; send me an email, and I’ll send you something back.

What are people thinking?

The sad fact is…the Presidency is for sale…it’s all about the money. Obama has a billion dollars in his war chest…watch what happens, this is going to get much more ugly. You can thank the left media for that.

This is all up and fucked up.

Excuse my language.

My best friend, and Best Man when the Juju Woman and I got formally synced up in the eyes of The Maker, has moved on to the next level. He died suddenly last Saturday. He loved Nepal, and owns a small guest-house on the outskirts of Pokhara. Some of his ashes will be spread in Nepal, and the rest will be buried with his wife when she moves on. He died too young, and will be missed by many. I’ve had my “lose my shit moment”, and it’s now time to move forward. Grief is an interesting emotion, and some people handle it differently than others. I can only feel how I feel, but I can tell you one thing…too much death in my life lately.

It is what it is.

In no certain order:

1. Any celebrity who believes since they are rich and famous, they’re automatically experts in politics, economics, human suffering, or anything else for that matter. This includes, but is not limited to, movie stars, rock stars, athletes, news anchors, the drunk at the end of the bar,etc. I could go on and on.

2. Drunk Driving.

3. Thieves.

4. Infidelity.

5. Anti-Gun Nuts.

6. Socialism.

7. Barack Obama.

8. Islamofascists, or anyone who wants to kill me because I believe differently than they do.

9. Gangs.

10. Rap Music.

I could go on and on.

I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I do understand the Iowa Caucuses really don’t matter. The media would have you believe that the winner will be the next GOP nominee. Bullshit! The media (excluding FOX) just can’t leave it alone…, (and I’m not a huge fan of FOX) they want another four years of Obama. If anyone believes the winner in Iowa will gain the GOP nomination, they’re smoking crack.

The sad thing is…it’s more about how much money a campaign has in their war chest than anything else.

Bottom line: the Presidency is for sale.

Y’all be careful tonight, it’s amateur night.

I hope you get lucky…and get a ride home if you need it.

One of the Juju Women’s best friends son was murdered the other night. Some people broke into his apartment and shot him in the head. He died instantly. His roommate survived with a serious wound to the leg, but is expected to survive. The authorities believe it was a Gang initiation. Not that it matters, but the “gang members” of this particular gang say they HATE “white people”. They put their grievances up on the web. “they hate white people”. Anyway, he was killed by a gunshot to the head. A few weeks before, he had another encounter, and took no action. This occurred in an apartment on a major university campus. His family is anti-gun. If he had some way to protect himself, the chances are 50/50 he’d still be alive. He’s dead because his family believed, and taught, that guns are bad. I wonder what they think now? I guess I’m about to find out.

Maybe a gun would’ve saved his life, maybe not…we’ll never know, but we do know he’s dead.