Category Archives: Bad Bad Juju

December 25, 2011

Zipped Dick

Posted by Yabu at 03:34 PM
For the boys: Anyone ever zipped up their dick? I know you have, so don’t say you haven’t. Hurts like hell, doesn’t it? Damn, unzipping it hurts just as bad as zipping it. This was not the first time. Anyway, Santa left me a 100 rounds of .45, and a 100 rounds of .357 in my stocking…I [...]
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December 14, 2011

…”Laying Eggs”…

Posted by Yabu at 07:00 AM
Mostly Cajun has a great analogy of the current mess we’re in. You should go read it and the comments. Unfortunately, they’re probably right. Kinda says what I’ve been saying all along. We’re in deep trouble on all fronts. I am not a negative person, but I am a realist. If I were you, I’d [...]
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December 12, 2011

Daytona Beach Trip

Posted by Yabu at 12:41 PM
Back when I was too young to drive, My friends mother drove a bunch of us to Daytona Beach for “spring break”, in a big ass station wagon. We were packed like sardines. It was a long drive, about 15 hours, and we did it in one hop. We were smoking. We arrive, check [...]
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December 7, 2011

Reality

Posted by Yabu at 11:31 AM
I have many friends who make a living from playing with other peoples money. I have no problem with that. They’re honest, but they’re really really worried, now. They are stock brokers, commodities brokers, investment bankers….etc. Some of ‘em believe we are on the verge of a total systemic financial collapse. I’ve known these people [...]
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December 3, 2011

Way Too Cool

Posted by Yabu at 07:27 AM
You’ve gotta watch this. Via Libby.
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October 24, 2011

Defcon 1 On The Stretchengetti

Posted by Yabu at 07:49 PM
My neighbor just had some MAJOR bush-hogging done today. I’m talking MAJOR. They uncovered and stirred up a couple of Copperhead (ambush predators) nests. They killed some, but most of ‘em slinked toward the Stretchengetti. Problem is, it’s fall, and you can’t see ‘em…they blend in with the fallen leaves, and Stretch will get all [...]
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October 21, 2011

Hold On To Your Horses, It Ain’t Over By A Longshot

Posted by Yabu at 01:59 PM
I just heard 0bama address the nation with his stolen, yet recovered, teleprompter. After he took credit for killing Qaddafi and liberating Libya (I wouldn’t be doing high-fives just yet), which he had no part in, he announces all troops are leaving Iraq by the end of the year. This is a two-headed snake…he needs [...]
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October 4, 2011

Stings

Posted by Yabu at 10:19 AM
Ive been stung by many things in my life, more times than I care to remember. Fortunately, I don’t go into Anaphylactic Shock, or I’d be dead. The Juju Woman is highly allergic, and is never without an epinephrine autoinjector (EpiPen). Keeps one with her at all times. Hell, I keep one with me, just [...]
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September 14, 2011

Too Dark To See

Posted by Yabu at 05:28 PM
I was down at the beach on a Friday night to help prepare the pig we were going to roast the following day. A couple of buddies and I had been boating and drinking all day, and that night we decided to mix up the sauce. It was a huge pig, enough for about 100 [...]
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September 11, 2011

Never Forget

Posted by Yabu at 12:00 AM
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