Category Archives: Humor

February 6, 2012

First And Last

Posted by Yabu at 09:01 AM
The first and last professional football game I watched this year: I don’t follow professional football any more. I don’t give a shit about watching a bunch of overly paid, mostly almost illiterate and definitely arrogant, people who think they are so important bashing into each other. When does Money make you smart? Does (the most) [...]
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January 6, 2012

A New Acquisition

Posted by Yabu at 03:59 PM
I’m buying FOX News. There will be a few initial changes / modifications. These are just the first round, but they will be effective immediately. More to follow. No more repeating the same story every five minutes. I do not give a shit about continuous reruns because we will be more fair and balanced for the intelligent [...]
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December 16, 2011

Stretch Is A Rock Star…

Posted by Yabu at 09:22 PM
…and he has groupies, yes he does. We went on patrol today to deliver some glass ornaments the Juju Woman made to several local businesses. I thought it would take about thirty minutes. Two and a half hours later we arrived home. He does have a way with the ladies. I’m telling you; he trots [...]
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October 27, 2011

Riding The Sink

Posted by Yabu at 07:15 AM
I wish I could take full credit for this, but I can’t…it took about six of us. At least, I say I can’t and won’t.and I’ll go to my grave sticking by that story. Many years ago, a good friend of mine moved to Boston. Obviously, moving from the South, to Boston, was guaranteed to be [...]
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October 26, 2011

Payback Stinks

Posted by Yabu at 11:49 AM
Anjin and I sublet a nice crib from a prominent university professor in a prominent Southern city, for a summer. He summered in London. This was the Catdaddy – top floor with a view of downtown. I guess you would call it the Penthouse, although the elevator didn’t open in the living room. We had some [...]
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October 10, 2011

No Clue

Posted by Yabu at 08:16 AM
This is all I have to say about these Wall Street protests. Bwahahahahah! These kids don’t have a clue.
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September 28, 2011

Uncle Ted

Posted by Yabu at 03:04 PM
In grammar school, my teacher gave us an assignment. She wanted us to explain “moral”. Oh shit – Well, my uncle Ted was flying over Viet Nam and all he had with him was a .50 caliber machine gun with 50 rounds of ammunition, a bayonet, and a case of beer. He was hit by a [...]
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July 9, 2011

Tawking

Posted by Yabu at 06:53 AM
Via Denny Which American accent do you have? Southern People used to hate Southern accents but now everyone wants one. Click Here to Take This QuizBrought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests.
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May 23, 2011

Broad Side Of A Barn

Posted by Yabu at 10:33 AM
I’m not a great golfer, but I enjoy the great outdoors (ha ha), and golf is probably the hardest game I’ve ever played…I’ve played most of ‘em in my time. Trying to get that damn little ball into that damn little hole in par or less is a challenge…especially if you’re drinking. Actually, I [...]
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September 2, 2010

From The Inbox

Posted by Yabu at 11:52 AM
Remember the couple who sneaked into the White House with no credentials? They’re still there
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