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— Sun Tzu
Category Archives: Humor
Starts first time every time. My neighbor laughs at it, but always wants to borrow it. Go figure…good thing I have a good sense of humor. I don’t take kindly to people who dog my push mower. It’s pimped out all the way around.
I post this every year, because I’m all about the truth. Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship [...]
One more for the Food Pic Haters. If I don’t have a water-board handy…I can make plan B work every time. It was the beginning of something.
The Juju Woman’s sister and her boyfriend just returned from a long weekend in Vegas. Not that they’re big fans of Vegas, but he had business close by. So, for the hell of it they decided to pay a visit the Pawn Shop made famous by Pawn Stars. They said it was the most run-down double [...]
The Obama Administration and his Mob want to give Egypt 1 billon dollars with the first infusion of 450 million, next week. We are giving away big money, that we don’t have, by the way, to our enemies. I guess we’ll just print some more. They will use those dollars to attack and kill, Americans. [...]
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 65 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up [...]
Fried eggs on toast, with a fresh slice of German Johnson from the Stretchengetti. A little homemade hot sauce from peppers grown on the Stretchengetti. I’m telling you, good stuff. This is when it’s OK to have a nice cold beer with your breakfast. Hell, I actually had two beers. A Beck’s, and a Flat [...]
From Catfish… This is my neighbor: She’s single…She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway. She knocked on my door … I rushed to open it. She looks at me, [...]
I joined the Y about a year ago and have been swimming laps 4 or 5 times a week. There is, usually, this little old man at the pool every morning I swim, he is snorkeling. There have been many a day where I was a little concerned, as he floats in the [...]