Category Archives: The Present

May 5, 2012

THE FASTEST TWO MINUTES IN SPORTS REDUX

The Juju Woman is from Kentucky, so today is a big day. First, we’re racing Stretch, and then we’ll be doing shots of Kentucky bourbon and Tequilla, wearing hats, and eating Burgoo (google it) Mexican Burritos (never done those before), because the Derby landed on May 5th. It’s always held on the first SAT in [...]
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May 1, 2012

The World Is Flat

I just ordered a new maxed out Catdaddy Macdaddy. Not going to get into OS wars, but I prefer Unix over Windows. To each their own. No big deal. I have a choice, for now. Hell, I bought 1,000 rounds of .357 & .45 yesterday, because I could choose. Slim pickings on bullets around these [...]
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April 19, 2012

R.I.P. Levon Helm 1940 – 2012

Levon was born a Southern Man, not that it matters, but he was the only member of The Band whose was not Canadian. I was fortunate to see ‘em on two occasions. you take what you need, and leave the rest
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April 18, 2012

Silver In The Attic

Here in the House of Juju, our attic is crammed full. I mean jam packed full. So, the Juju Woman and I went on a mission to see what that shit was. It has been up there for a long time. Dangerous business, picking through all those boxes…too dangerous to let Stretch play in the [...]
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April 15, 2012

On Or Off, Yes Or No

My friend, the Flyfishing Philosopher has an interesting comment thread going on here. You should weigh in. He has a liberal on the hook who can’t seem to respond. I asked her a binary question, and she can’t seem to say “on or off”, or “yes or no”. She doesn’t have the time. Bwahahah!!! Go and [...]
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April 14, 2012

Stretch Is Pissing With The Big Dogs

Today, the Juju Woman, Stretch, and I went to see Newt Gingrich at the next town over. We all realize he won’t get the nomination, but it was worth going to. I still believe he is the smartest of ‘em all, and I would love to see him debate Obama one-on one. Obama and his [...]
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April 12, 2012

Juju Meatloaf

Okay, many of you know the Juju Woman and I didn’t eat any meat for 40 days and 40 nights. We’ve never given up anything for Lent before, but we stuck to our guns. We did it. No big deal. I usually go all veggie for two non consecutive months a year. I don’t really [...]
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April 10, 2012

The Black Cats

Well, the new Black Panthers are calling for a race war. They hate white people. They should be very careful what they they wish for, because there is no way they can win. If they “suit up and boot up”, they’re done. They do not have a chance, and they should realize that. I don’t [...]
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Is it Memorex, or is it not?

I’ve questioned the authenticity of Obama’s birth certificate from the get go. I never understood, and still don’t, why it took him over two years to produce it. I can produce mine in a day. Why the delay. There is something “not right” about this. I believe he might have been planted. Just my [...]
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April 8, 2012

The Cheese Masters

I’ve been to the Master’s before. Followed, pretty much, a foursome of Freddie Couples, Greg Norman, Raymond Floyd, and Tiger Woods (the year before he turned Pro). It was a great day. Faldo and his chick caddy Fanny (I followed them as well, she was amazing), won in the end. Fanny had the gear…she was [...]
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