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Cool Runnings!

Standard Windows (XP and prior) sucks...Windows Vista is a larger piece of shit. You can argue with me all you want, but I'm right. I dare you to prove me wrong. The fucking Windows dog won't hunt...period.

Checkbox fucking stupid ass operating system that I wouldn''t let my grandmother run. Good thing she has moved on.

I will say this...if you must run Windows, run it on a Linux box or a Mac...at least you won't have to kill the power to get back on the trail.

Did I make my point? I fucking hate Windows....and I don't like to clean 'em either.

Bottom line, and the reality is...we're stuck with it. Windows will always be a bad client, and will never be useful for anything considered to be mission critical. Might as well use some legacy IBM EBCDIC base 16 shit.

Big Iron Mainframe shit that went out with the Ford Falcon.

Fuck Microsoft, and fuck IBM too.

Can you tell one of my Windows boxes pissed me off? Did you see the photo of the last box that pissed me off? I'm gonna stake another one...soon.

Or downwind with no chute...

Or on a tight reach...not broad by the way...

I'm telling you...sailing will set you free. Kinda like my old driver use to tell me..."put that fucking beer down...the BBQ ain't started yet...we've got boats to pass"

He is crazier than I am, but just as serious.

I do loves me some sailing!

Y'all pick a color.

When they're together...you can almost feel the connection...Damn strange.

I'm just sayin"

It will be what it will be.

Can you imagine someone chasing your ass with this thing?

It is an old model, but it is still some major Bad Bad Juju.

I had a Walther PPK for many years...it was sweet. I still can't believe I got rid of it. You could conceal the thing anywhere. German engineered like my dog.

They say Adolf Hitler used one of these to kill himself...which was a good thing.

Anyway, all I can say is it is just a plain damn sweet gun...and I tend to lean toward revolvers.

James Bond carried one, so what could be wrong with that.

I cannot believe I let mine go.

Anyway, I bought a lottery ticket this morning. 173 million. Could be a sign.

He was flying one of these.

He told me his adversary was seasoned...more experienced and a a better pilot in a dogfight. He also stressed that although his plane was supposed to be superior...it wasn't...or he didn't know how to take advantage of his new machine. He said the German was on him like white on rice...or something like that...couldn't shake him. He also told me that after he bailed out, the German pilot (who just shot his ass down) flew by and waved at him. He could've killed him if he wanted...but he didn't. Is that honor or respect?

Although, after he floated down, he spent some time in a German Prison Camp, but he lived to tell his story. He said he was treated fine...with honor. He told me pilots have their own code.

I guess that was then.

Probably won't happen, but this would be too sweet. I've been told I'm going to the wrong side of Central America...for sailfish fishing on a fly...need to be on the Pacific side...they say...I say fuck 'em...might get lucky...it ain't like chess.

I also have a SCO UNIX box that has been running for 3,347 days, or 9 years and 2 months, without a involuntary reboot. I took it down twice...the first time is when I had to move it to a different city...the second time when we installed a natural gas UPS / Generator. It is like the damn energizer bunny...it just keeps on running...and running. I took it out of production, but it is still running...I use it primarily for backups of a backups...and of course, for puttting any and everything I want out there. Boo Coo Gig...

Damn thing is amazing.

I will say this...I do loves me some Linux, but my SCO box should be bronzed.

I like to keep my stuff up as long as I can.

I'm downtown with that!

It is said...he could also fight like you wouldn't believe.

He was a calligrapher during mid term of Heian era. He was an expert at what he did, and was considered to be a excellent public official, as well.

Many many moons ago when I was making an attempt to grow up...it hasn't happened yet...I fell in love with fly fishing. I even got into tying my own flies, but I admit; I would use corn when it came down to it.

"Unlike other casting methods, fly fishing can be thought of as a method of casting line rather than lure."

I come from a place which is not short of trout infested streams. We would go trout fishing for lunch...take a big cast iron skillet and everything else we needed to cook...fire it up on the bank...clean the fish when they were two seconds out of the water...and cook em'. Too Good!

It has been awhile, and I'm sure I'm a little rusty, but me and my good buddy Riprock are going saltwater fly fishing, soon, somewhere close to latitude 18.00 N and longitude of 88.00 W. Do you think we're gonna have a good time?

I was visited by the supreme being once, and it told me the only thing acceptable to lie about...was fishing....how big and how many...that is. I want a Sailfish...I want a Bonefish...I want a Tarpon...I want dinner.

I've caught one Bonefish, with a fly, in my life...in the Keys...and that was most exhilarating...like going to a quarter mile drag race...you gotta open the gate and let it run.

Maybe...